an aside

[lesmcclaine]

I wrote this on a message board just now, but I thought I'd share it with a wider audience.

I would like to take a moment to mention that I despise my downstairs neighbors with the burning passion of a thousand suns. I have stamped on the floor; I have complained to the apartment manager; I have called the police. They do not modify their behavior

Comments

[flamingwingnut]

I've had neighbors like that.
You could drill a hole in the floor, and drip acid down on their heads!

[chrispiers]

Have you tried defeating them with a clever rap?

[losttoy]

I hate my neighbors too. They are always stomping on the ceiling, complaining to the apartment manager ... shit, they even called the cops on us once. Shit man, they should totaly chill! :P

[mothos]

You could always move, or is that admitting defeat?

[lesmcclaine]

I've sort of done that, too. I was woken up a couple Saturdays ago by extremely loud R&B, so I put my speakers face down on the floor and blasted some Skynrd. Worked for a little while.