GIGANTIC SPOILERS FOR THIS WEEK'S DOCTOR WHO EPISODE...
OMFG. OMFG. OMFG!!!!!!! :O
DID THAT JUST HAPPENED? IT DID, DIDN'T IT?
SPEAKING OF WHICH - WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!?!?! :O
DID THE... AND THEY... AND SHE... AND THEN HE... AND THEN THE TARDIS... WHAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT. :O
NO. FUCKING. WAY.
VINCENT!!!! <33333
AND THE FUTURE QUEEN! AND OTHER CHARACTERS! OMFG, IT'S LIKE A REUNION PARTY! :D
ROOOORRRYYYYYYY!!!! \O/
YOU CAME BACK! EXCEPT YOU DIDN'T! BECAUSE IT'S NOT YOU! BUT YOU THINK YOU'RE YOU! THIS IS SO SAD! I'M ALMOST CRYING! EXCEPT I'M TO EXCITED TO DO ANYTHING BESIDES GRINNING SO MUCH IT HURTS! \O/
RORY: I DIED AND THEN I TURNED INTO A ROMAN. IT'S VERY DISTRACTING.
LMAO!!! RORYYYYYY. I LOVE YOU. <333
RIVEEEERRRRRRRRRR. <33333
YOU ARE SUCH A BAMF.
THAT THING WHERE THE DOCTOR WENT TO READ THE FIRST TEXT IN THE UNIVERSE CARVED INTO A ROCK AND THEN WHEN THE TARDIS TRANSLATED THE TEXT IT SAID "HELLO SWEETIE + [COORDINATES]" LOLOLOLOL.
AND HE WAS MAD AND RIVER WAS ALL "YOU DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE!" LOL FOREVER.
AND OMGOMGOMG AMY GOT ATTACKED BY A ROBOT HEAD (LOLOLOL ROBOT HEAD. AT STONEHENGE. THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY, HOLY CRAP) AND IT WAS SO FREAKING SCARY!
HOW THE HECK DID MOFFAT MANAGE TO MAKE THE CYBERMAN CREEPY? THEY NEVER WERE BEFORE! :O
THE DOCTOR: IT'S JUST LIKE BEING AN ORGAN DONOR, EXCEPT YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND KIND OF SCREAMING.
HOLY CRAP. CAN'T BREATHE. TOO EXCITED.
THIS WAS SUCH AN AMAZING EPISODE!!! :D
AND AND AND. THE DALEKS AND THE CYBERMEN AND THE SONTARANS AND EVERYONE, ALL GANGING UP TO TAKE DOWN THE DOCTOR TOGETHER. :O
AND WHAT WAS THE DALEKS' DEAL, I THOUGHT THEY WANTED TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE? NO? OKAY THEN....
AND RORY SHOT AMY! RORY! SHOT! AMY!
RORY!BOT KILLED AMY!!!! :O
THAT. THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT. WHUT.
SHE... SHE'S GONNA BE OKAY. I KNOW SHE IS. SHE MUST BE. IT'S JUST... WHAT JUST HAPPENED??? :O
AND THE DOCTOR IS IMPRISONED IN THE PANDORICLE!!!! :O HOLY CRAP! HE CAN'T SAVE THE UNIVERSE IF HE'S ALL IMPRISONED AND STUFF!!
AND AND... AND RIVER FAILED, AND, AND... AND THE TARDIS EXPLODED. D:
AND. AND. AAAAND. THAT DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE. :O
...NOW WHAT?
THIS WAS PART ONE. THERE'S A PART TWO NEXT WEEK. EXCEPT. NO ONE'S REALLY IN A POSITION TO SAVE THE DAY RIGHT NOW. ON ACCOUNT OF HOW THE UNIVERSE KINDA BLEW UP.
UHHH....
NOW WHAT? :O