Okay, I was bored so naturally, I simplified my life to a first grade story. Enjoy ( Read more... )

School sucks. I think I failed my English test. I know that we need to know English, but what's with all the stupid literary terms? They are so use less. Assonance and consonace. What's the point. Okay, I misspelled that, I think, but who the fuck cares? They are use less in the real world. No one in the grocery store is ever going to say "I don't ( Read more... )

Not a really eventful day. Slept in. Ate. Watched TV. Surfed the net. How about everyone else?

tipped job you'd rather do: valet or bartender
money: direct deposit or pick up check
future kids: want kids or don't want kids
water: Dasani or Aquafina
sauce: convenience of Ragu or just go to a restaurant
light snack: rice cakes or opt not to snack at all
Lachey brothers: Nick or Drew
hair: don't fuss with it or spend more money on product/ ( Read more... )

Ugh! I hate Tom. Tom is my mother's latest boyfriend. He was over here helping her install a ceiling fan and of course, I HAD to help. Tom was cursing about the damn wires not fitting. He completely snapped at me when I suggested trimming them. The fucking wire cutters were already on the damn step ladder. It would have only taken five fucking ( Read more... )

My life. Where do I begin? The beginning is always a good place I guess. I was born in Austin, Texas and I've lived here as long as I can remember. Right now, it's just me and my mother. My father pulled a conceive and leave so he's not really in the picture. Occasionally, my mother will get a boyfriend, but it never really last. Not a big loss ( Read more... )