I'm setting a record for the number of times I can yell, "Bullshit!" at the commercials on t.v.

Life well spent.

Down with the sickness. OOOWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Michigan is getting cold again. Like rull cold. All of the time. I do not approve.

I may be moving into the dairy department at work. Which would mean I spend the winter working inside a giant cooler. But then again, I'd also be full-time, which totally needs to happen.

I just don't like being cold.

Oh wells.

So drowsy.

I'll make a real post one of these days.

It is my birthday.
It is a new year.
I should be happy,
that I am still here.

Y'all have to sing the rest on your own.

Seriously. How many more jobs do I have to apply for before I get work?

It may in fact be killing me.

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If either Steve or I were robots, this is how we would tell each other:


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I am pretty amazing. Just fyi.

This was going to be a longer post.....but I am le tired.

I totally applied for a job as the General Manager for a Taco Bell. I am fairly certain that I won't get it, but it does crack me up in theory. Me...managing....people....and tacos? Hilarious! I'll also probably gain 500 pounds but that's besides the point ( Read more... )