This. This is EXACTLY who I am. This is EXACTLY why you will love and hate me. Forever.


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My birthday wish is this; everyone memorize MY BIRTHDAY SONG ( Read more... )

Ugh.........

CHAMPAGNE HEADACHE!

Everyone of my birthdays needs to be like this from now on:


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One whole year huh?

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

I should be working on making my computer magical right now.

But I'm totally going to play pokemans instead. For just a few hours.

It's back to being warm and amazing all week. WHICH MEANS that whenever you are not working Shelby, we must to be swimming yes? Very yes.

(7:39:47 AM) shutupzina: he might have been masturbating, I don't know
(7:39:51 AM) shutupzina: I was too busy crying
(7:40:00 AM) aikanarofire: hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Allie & Darrell: BFF FOR LIFE

THIS is why I find The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack so UPSETTING:

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And yet I can't stop watching it. It's like a fucking car accident.

I think my brain is broken?
Like there should be a flashing message in front of my face that says, "A critical system that should have never failed HAS FAILED!"

yes.

that's what needs to be happening now.

I'm going to bed forever.

Oh my god.

I got all my errands done today.

I hate the goddamn bus so hard.

The Wal-Mart pharmacy really is a dark circle of hell.

I'm going to chillax now.