HELP HELP HELP!!

[lestatsprey]

OK so i have an audition tomorrow for MD distinguished scholar talent in the arts - drama... I have to do two contrasting age-appropriate monologues... one classical - so I'm doing Hermione from A Winters Tale, and thats all good

Comments

[eastcoastmama]

I like the first two. Not offensive at all, besides, theater is supposed to offend some people.

The second one is funnier.

hmmm which one?

[anonymous]

Well the 2nd one is the funniest but probably the most inappropriate...the third one is pretty funny and short...id probably pick the third one