Minions and lairs and cults oh my!

[leswamp]

In this economy even evil cult leaders are forced to downsize.

Contact my hotline at 1 800 555 ev0l to talk terms on underground volcano lairs, moon bases, skull thrones, minions and much much more!!!!

Comments

[abhasana]

Does this mean you're halting development of your Mars-based surveillance station?

[leswamp]

Pluto properties are a tad more affordable atm and it's a great place to lock your valiant good guy types outside your atmospheric dome and watch them thrash about all Captain Kirk for about 3 seconds.

The kids love that. :)

[cityofjustice]

It's my Mars-based surveillance systemn, and no I'm not.

[leswamp]

Well there you have it. :)

[faekitty71]

Bat still gets his flying car. It should be included in the gov't bailout we are getting. (dead chicken said so)

[leswamp]

He may have to settle for a flying vespa. I'll seduce some more unsuspecting otherkin types and see what I can drain them for. :) Bwoha. Bwohahahaha.

[lupus_argentum]

Can I order a copy of Teh Ev0l Cult Leader Catalog online?

[leswamp]

Might be on Cliff Low's website, not sure. Lol. :)

[featheredfrog]

Does this mean you're cutting back on the cookies? Don't WANna be part of NO cult without cookies!

[leswamp]

There will always be cookies.

[awillowweeping]

and lemonade?

[leswamp]

Only if it's made from unsuspecting otherkin tears. :)

And whomever else I'm allegedly preying on this week. :)

[sprockey]

You can't give up the volcano lair! You just can't!

[leswamp]

Don't fret minion, you are thrown in with the lair as part of the deluxe lava package.

[foxlord]

You must only give up the volcano lair if it lacks Volcanisity!