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[let_us_trade]

Christ. I'm saying that a lot lately, I know, but this case is, well, it's unlike any I've seen possibly ever, to be honest. It's that twisted.

I can't go into details, not without risking the case, but I will say this - salts_theway quite possibly saved my life today when an interrogation questioning a pair of suspects went horribly wrong. We got a

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[cons_detective]

It should have been obvious from the receipt.

[let_us_trade]

What receipt?

[cons_detective]

The one in his wallet, from the hardware shop. It's been there the whole time. Didn't you even think to check?

[let_us_trade]

The - how did you know that?!

[my_croft]

Shame you missed a new Doctor Who watching session with your kids. Now they'll have to wait until September for you to make it up to them.

[let_us_trade]

I think this is a little more important than that. They'll understand. They always do.

[my_croft]

Do they, now?
Priorities, G.

[let_us_trade]

Yes, they do, and I'll thank you not to imply I'm a shit parent, my_croft.

[salts_theway]

ETA of paperwork: 3 hours. 4 if there's a problem. 5 if the copier breaks again.

Do you think we can talk to HR about putting beds here?

[let_us_trade]

So I'll expect it in six...

[salts_theway]

Maybe.

[andres_son]

Good job!
Pay no attention to freak troll team!

[let_us_trade]

You too!

[dreamwaffles]

ICON. LOVE.

[andres_son]

Thank you. ;)