To Whom it May Concern

[letavice]

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! After 20 long years of existence, I have finally worked out who, or more precisely, what I am.

[Interlude]

*reader nudges other reader*
- "Oooh, allo allo, this shoul' be good, shoouln'it Bert!"
- "My oath it will, Alf. 'Oive been wonderin' for ayges 'oo the bleedin' hell this sheila is" *

[End Interlude]

I am a finely

Comments

supremely efficient thingammybob jokey wokey

[anonymous]

There are spies eveywhere!!!
Elegant Russian lady with fur coat and borzhoi (dog!) running into 1st class compartment of Orient Express at Paris nord in mid winter 1975( steam and fog and cold etc. etc.etc.) saying "zay are efter meee -- you must HEELP me!
Daddy fantasy. (Get rid of the dog!)
Scholarship application people pay no attention to my whacko (but delightful) daughter!
Dad

Re: supremely efficient thingammybob jokey wokey

[letavice]

I am outraged! I think that Mum in her rowing zoot-suit and crocs BY FAR OUTWEIGHS any Russian lady, elegant or not, and you of all people should know that!

Also, you are insane. What the hell do Russian women on trains with dogs have to do with me being terrible at essay writing??! I may be whacko, but it's your DNA that made me that way, punk.

LOVE!

[atinybear]

That is the most random, non-making sense post i ave read in a while. Well done!