FanFic Meme
Here sweet wifey! vvipforseungri (Martina) I did this for you and it was super fun! You should link it somewhere so all of the people you commanded I urm...I mean asked to do this can see everyone who participated.
List down ten of your biases from any bands/actors/actress/anime/others. List in random order WITHOUT reading the questions first. Then answer the questions after listing them out.
1. Lydia Paek(Singer/dancer/writer for YG)
2. Kwon Ji Yong(BB)
3.Ian Eastwood (Mos Wanted Crew/Kick ass Choreographer)
4. Choi Seunghyun (BB)
5. Kim Kibum (SHINee)
6. Lee Taemin (SHINee)
7. Shim Changmin (DBSK)
8. Choi Minho (SHINee)
9. Lee Chaerin (2NE1)
10. Dong Yongbae (BB)
P.S. Chosing these was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do! Ri is like crying in Martina's lap right now cuz he was number 11. And poor Jay Park!! He is missing too!
1. WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER CHOOSE, SIX/THREE OR SIX/TEN?
Omg....Taemin/Ian or Taemin/YB....What has the world come too? Ok fine!!!! Minnie and Ian cuz that shit is adorable.
2. DO YOU THINK SEVEN/TWO WILL HAPPEN?
Ji and Changmin?? I guess? Thats kinda awkward tho...Yunho might be pissed...and Ri would bust it up anyway!
"HYYUUUNNGGG! I thought I was the only maknae you loved?"
3. HAVE YOU EVER READ OR WRITEN FOUR/FIVE?
No...but It would be amazing to read! Key and Tabi. Those personalities? Diva and super sexy? Hmm....I might get started on that
4. NINE AND ONE ARE GETTING MARRIED. HOW DOES EIGHT REACT?
Haha!!! Lydia and CL are a super bad ass couple and Minho thought after meeting CL during his Etude commercials with Dara that he stood a chance. Sorry boo you didnt have what she was looking for
5. WRITE A PLOT FOR A TWO/TEN FIC.
OH OH OH!!!! GDYB! YESH!!!!
Young Bae is thinking about changing his hair color for the second time in his life. I mean the frosted tips were good right? Now his hair is...higher. But what does he do next?? He asks Ji for his input which is really....interesting.
So much for the help Ji!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
6. HOW WOULD NINE ANNOUNCE TO SEVEN THAT HE/SHE IS PREGNANT, AND WHAT WOULD SEVEN DO/SAY?
HA!!!! CL and Changmin! Oh goodness!
CL: *walks out the bathroom* Oh shit...
Changmin: Hmm...?
CL:...Oppa....
Changmin: ...yes?
CL:....Shit...
Changmin: *getting concerned* Chaerin you're scaring me....
CL: *holds up pregnancy test* Its blue
Changmin:.....
CL:.....
Changmin: So that means?....
CL: Yeah
Changmin: That you're....
CL: Yeah
Changmin:...And I'm....
CL: Yeah
Changmin:...Fuck....
CL: Well thats how we got here
7. DOES THE PAIRING ONE/TWO EXIST? HOW ABOUT THREE/FIVE?
Lyddz/Ji?? What would be air?!!! These two? I would die if this paring was ever....dear lord! The epicness of these two!!
And Ian/Key? HAHAHAHA OMG! Ian wouldnt be able to handle Key. No. He would run to his leggos and have a scary movie marathon with Puspos while Key was telling him that if he didnt pick up his leggos in the next five minutes that he would flip his shit.
/nods
8. PRETEND YOU’RE WRITING A STORY WITH THIS PLOT: “EIGHT AND TWO ARE ABOUT GETTING MARRIED WHEN SUDDENLY THREE ADMITS HIS FEELINGS FOR TWO. TWO DECIDES TO LEAVE EIGHT AND GETS MARRIED WITH THREE. EIGHT INCONSOLABLE, HAS AN UNHAPPY THREESOME WITH TEN AND SIX AND IN THE END, FINALLY REALIZES HIS TRUE LOVE IS AND ALWAYS BEEN FIVE.” WOULD ANYONE READ THIS?
Minho and Ji are getting married. Then Ian busts that b!tch up and Ji decides that Ian was his true love along. They have a swag filled wedding and Minho is distraught. After a night at the bar with Young Bae and Taemin ( Yeah Bae doesnt drink but Taemin is an undercover drunk. I mean come on how many chances does he get to hit up a bar? Alcohol is the best medicine right?) The three of them end up in bed together. ( Minho came on to Bae first. Thats my story and I'm sticking to it. Taemin just thought it looked like fun.) In the end, Minho realizes that Key had his heart all along. That diva always looked out for him...even if it came out harsh. "I told your frog ass not to date him anyway! Who cares if the sex was good! He didnt deserve you idiot!"
If anyone read this....have mercy
9. IS SIX/SEVEN OKAY WITH YOU OR DO YOU WISH TO KILL THEM?
Changmin and Taemin? Two maknae's?? ALL OF THE ADORABLE! SHIP IT HARD!!!!
Im not sure how Yunho and Minho would like it tho....
10. FOUR TAKES TWO OUT ON A ROMANTIC DINNER, AND ONE COMES AND RUINS IT. WRITE ABOUT THAT.
Ok but GTOP on a date and Lydia comes in? PSHHH....someone is leaving questioning their sexuality.
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"I hope you dont mind this Ji" Seunghyun tried his best to smile. Truth be told he was nervous as hell. They were one of few couples in the quaint little cafe. Perfect for them. No prodding eyes or over zellous fans. He just wanted his new boyfriend to enjoy himself, despite how long they have been band members, this was new for them. Ji smiled, his perfect teeth shinning in the dimmly lit area, "Hyung this is perfect. Really."
As the two began to really loosen up, smiling and laughing without the help of an MC or some crazy interview question, a certain laugh across the room causes Ji to lose focus. He tried his best not to be too obvious, but he knew that laugh anywhere. She was here, and she had spotted him.
"OMG!!! Oppa!!!" She was headed in their direction, all smiles, that BEAUTIFUL smile, tattoo clad shoulder, red lipstick and almost non visible eyes. A mix of rebel and class, always the fashionista, something they had in common. She reached Ji and bent over to hug him, perfume overpowering his thinking. Her crazy long earrings tickled the side of his face as she moved away, happy to see him like always.
"Lydia....wow...h-how have you been?" He all but choked on his words. She always did have that effect on him.
"Wonderful! Its been too long since I've seen you! How's your sister?"
"She's uh...she's well." Really he should have stopped gawking at her so hard. Sure he loved her once...but he is over that now...maybe? Just then a long forgotten Tabi clears his throat.
"Oh um...Lydia this is Seunghyun, Seunghyun this is Lydia." She smiled at Tabi who then began to gawk himself. Damn that smile. Its almost too much to handle.
"Oh I know who he is. Remember I am a fan. Its nice to finally meet you" Lydia reached out a well manicured hand, a gesture Seunghyun wasnt used to. Oh yeah...she is American, bowing isnt natural for her, even if she is Korean. He gripped her hand and...fuck. Her hand was fucking smooth as silk. He gulped harder than normal. Damn this girl....
"Its nice to meet you Lydia" Seunghyun wasnt really comfortable with how her name tasted on his tongue. That was something new. The silence there after was bitter...awkward for the most part.
"Well I'll let you two get back to your dinner. I didnt really mean to interrupt." There she goes again, smiling. She and Ji were about hand in hand in that department.
"O-ok then. It was nice seeing you again" Ji began regaining a bit of his brain function, forming sentences was hard while she was around.
"Again?? What they havent told you? I'll be seeing you on Monday." Wait what? Both men looked at eachother quizically, not knowing what she meant. Monday?
"So you really don't know?" She almost chuckled at how clueless the two looked. Dumbfounded.
"Im now a part of YGENT. Looks like I'm going to be Co-Producing your next song with Teddy. They
really didnt tell you?"
Fuck.
Fucking...FUCK
"Anyways, you two enjoy your meal. You look adorable together. OH! And that hair...the color is amazing" With that last statement she waved and sauntered away to a group of who Ji assumed to be her friends. Monday? New producer?
"So um...am I allowed to ask her out too? Is a side relationship ok?" Ji could have punched Seunghyn if he werent thinking the same thing.
"That would make you bi, not the entire gay that we both know you are."
"Coming from the man with pink extentions??"
"Shut up..."
11. WHO WOULD SEVEN RATHER BE TOGETHER WITH? TEN OR THREE?
Changmin with Bae or Ian? HAHAHA Like Yunho is letting that happen. yeah right...
12. WOULD NINE AND ONE MAKE A GOOD COUPLE?
I will only say this once more... SUPER BAD ASS COUPLE
13. LISTEN TO SONG “YOU BELONG WITH ME”, WRITE A STORY FOR A LOVE TRIANGLE
WITH TEN/TWO/EIGHT.
"Minho! Wait!" Young Bae grabbed onto the youngers wrist trying to stop him from leaving. He said 7 o'clock. He wasnt supposed to show up so early.
"No hyung let go of me. I thought you would be happier if I showed up a bit early, since the theater was so far away. I didnt mean to barge in on...you and him."
Young Bae didnt mean for it to happen. Honestly. He didnt want Minho to witness that...with Ji...
"Minho I can explain!"
"And with Ji Yong-hyung? I thought he had a thing for you but then I shrugged it off. Maybe I was wrong. Maybe you have a thing for him as well..."
At that Young Bae laughed. He laughed so hard his sides began to hurt and tears formed in the corners of his eyes. THAT had to be the funniest thing he had ever heard!
"What?" Minho didnt know if he should be pissed off or embarassed that the man he was in love with was literally laughing his ass off at him, infront of his face.
"You really thought....Ji? And me?" Young Bae's lack of oxygen made that tiny statement burn coming out. But really that was some funny shit.
"Can someone please tell me what I am missing?!" Clearly Minho chose his anger over embarassment. "I walk in and see you..with him...mid kiss...honestly I thought you were about to fuck him right there!"
That did it. Young Bae let his laughter loose once more. This time letting go of Minho's wrist and bending over just so he could freaking breathe. "Baby...Oh lord...Minho..." Really this was the best laugh he has had in a really long time. As his lungs actually recieved the oxygen they were lacking and he saw that Minho was showing annoyance more than anything, he cupped his finger under the youngers chin, trying to get all of his attention.
"Baby. Look at me." Minho, fighting every voice in his head that screamed at him to punch this bastard in the jaw and walk away like the cool bad ass, flaming charisma he was, finally looked up to meet Young Bae's eyes. Those eyes. The deep brown orbs of pure affection that had him melting like a school girl. They still had this affect on him after a year of being with his boyfriend. He hated that shit. He was a man! Not some love stricken teenage girl. Pure 100% man dammit! Stupid wonderful eyes attatched to that stupid wonderful face to the stupid wonderful guy standing here holding his gaze.
"Choi Minho, I would never do anything to hurt you. And I sure as heck (come on, Young Bae does not use foul language) wouldnt cheat on you."
"But what about..."
"Minho, would you just listen? Ji is my best friend. That is it. So who else would I turn to for help?"
"Help?" Ok now Minho was confused. What in the hell was he talking about?
"Yes...I was nervous...I wanted to..." Now Bae dropped his eyes and hand away from Minho's face. He still couldnt do it. Not even if Ji coached him through it. Nerves took over. It wasnt going to happen.
"Nervous about what Hyung? It was just a date. Nothing out of the ordinary. I mean what the..." His breath caught in his throat as a burgandy velvet box came into his eye sight. Was this really...? His big doe eyes widened even more as it finally sunk in.
"I wanted it to be special..." Young Bae just stood there, box in trembling hand, trying his hardest to get it to open without it slipping through sweaty fingers.
Minho tried his best to suck it up. To atleast fucking hold on to some masculinity as the box slowly opened, revealing a sparkling silver band, with the words Will you be mine for eternity? scribbled in the white silk lining. But he couldnt even talk. He just stared. Eyes big, and double adams apple bobbing. Oh how he wanted his voice to work right now.
"Well...will you?" Young Bae's eyes searched Minho's for the answer he already knew was there, the answer that said when will this happen and what will my friends and family say? The answer that said that yes, I Choi Minho will be yours...forever.
And there Ji stood in the background smiling like an idiot and wondering if Minho would let him plan the wedding. Lavender and white seemed like a wonderful combo.
OMG IDK WHAT THAT WAS!!!!
14. IS THERE SUCH THING AS THREE/ONE OR DOES NOT COMPUTE?
Um....NO!!!!! Lydia and Ian will never be.
15. WOULD YOU READ/WRITE A SIX/THREE/TEN OR IS IT SUCH A BAD IDEA THAT YOU WANT TO KILL ME RIGHT NOW?
This will never ever ever EVER happen. Not only would Minho be pissed, I wouldnt allow this! Taemin/Ian/YB shall never exist.
16. IS TWO/NINE CANON? IF IT’S NOT, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF IT WAS?
For all you Ji/CL shippers....I WILL NOT EVER BE APART OF THIS! No matter how swagged out they may be, I cannot agree. Its like brother and sister to me. Sorry.
17. THREE FINDS FOUR LYING ON THE GROUND, BLEEDING AND UNCONSCIOUS. WRITE ABOUT IT.
“Shit"
Ian was leaving the toy store, Lego bag in hand. The new Starship set just came out and this was gonna be epic, until he saw a bloody figure laid out on the ground. His eyes were closed and his lip was busted. The dirt on his face indicated that he indeed put up a struggle. And the blood still seeping from some unknown area meant that the struggle was recent.
He reached into the guys back pocket, pulling out his wallet, finding his I.D. Choi Seunghyun. Seung-what? How in the hell do you even pronounce this? Who left him here? Nobody saw anything?
Ian began to panic. Really what was he to do?? He looked both ways, hoping to find someone walking by. No. Empty. Shit. He pulled out his phone...maybe...
"...Hello?"
"Puspos! Dude I found this guy..."
"Not again! Ian how many times have I told you guys this shit aint funny! Im not gay!"
"What? NO! Dude he's bleeding and unconcious and I was minding my own business with my new Lego set and I found him. HELP!"
There was silence from the other end.
"Hello?!!!"
"Did you call 911?"
Of course. Bam. Easy solution. "No..."
"Dumb ass. But you called me instead?"
"Whatever! Atleast I'm helping the guy! Bye Puspos!"
"Hey wait!"
"What?"
"Is he hot?"
"BYE PUSPOS!!!!"
"Its not for me! Its for my" *click*
18. EVERYONE IS AGAINST TEN/ONE AND WANT EVERY OF ITS SHIPPERS TO ROT IN HELL. YES/NO?
YB/Lydia would hurt my heart. He is too innocent for her. Even tho she is amazing. Idk how I feel.
19. NINE WALKS IN ON FIVE AND THREE GETTING IT ON. WHAT DOES HE/SHE DO? WRITE ABOUT THAT.
What???? First of all CL would not even be there!!! Second...Didnt i already say that Ian cant handle Key? I pass.
20. RANT ABOUT THE IDEA OF SIX AND NINE GETTING TOGETHER.
My precious Taemin with Lioness CL? Have you lost it?!!!! Sure the Sherlock teaser made him look like some hippie porn star but that still wouldnt be a reason for this ship to happen! NO!!!! NO!!! NO!!!!! NO!!!!! Thats like....Ji and Ara. Never gonna happen!!!!
List down ten of your biases from any bands/actors/actress/anime/others. List in random order WITHOUT reading the questions first. Then answer the questions after listing them out.
1. Lydia Paek(Singer/dancer/writer for YG)
2. Kwon Ji Yong(BB)
3.Ian Eastwood (Mos Wanted Crew/Kick ass Choreographer)
4. Choi Seunghyun (BB)
5. Kim Kibum (SHINee)
6. Lee Taemin (SHINee)
7. Shim Changmin (DBSK)
8. Choi Minho (SHINee)
9. Lee Chaerin (2NE1)
10. Dong Yongbae (BB)
P.S. Chosing these was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do! Ri is like crying in Martina's lap right now cuz he was number 11. And poor Jay Park!! He is missing too!
1. WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER CHOOSE, SIX/THREE OR SIX/TEN?
Omg....Taemin/Ian or Taemin/YB....What has the world come too? Ok fine!!!! Minnie and Ian cuz that shit is adorable.
2. DO YOU THINK SEVEN/TWO WILL HAPPEN?
Ji and Changmin?? I guess? Thats kinda awkward tho...Yunho might be pissed...and Ri would bust it up anyway!
"HYYUUUNNGGG! I thought I was the only maknae you loved?"
3. HAVE YOU EVER READ OR WRITEN FOUR/FIVE?
No...but It would be amazing to read! Key and Tabi. Those personalities? Diva and super sexy? Hmm....I might get started on that
4. NINE AND ONE ARE GETTING MARRIED. HOW DOES EIGHT REACT?
Haha!!! Lydia and CL are a super bad ass couple and Minho thought after meeting CL during his Etude commercials with Dara that he stood a chance. Sorry boo you didnt have what she was looking for
5. WRITE A PLOT FOR A TWO/TEN FIC.
OH OH OH!!!! GDYB! YESH!!!!
Young Bae is thinking about changing his hair color for the second time in his life. I mean the frosted tips were good right? Now his hair is...higher. But what does he do next?? He asks Ji for his input which is really....interesting.
So much for the help Ji!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
6. HOW WOULD NINE ANNOUNCE TO SEVEN THAT HE/SHE IS PREGNANT, AND WHAT WOULD SEVEN DO/SAY?
HA!!!! CL and Changmin! Oh goodness!
CL: *walks out the bathroom* Oh shit...
Changmin: Hmm...?
CL:...Oppa....
Changmin: ...yes?
CL:....Shit...
Changmin: *getting concerned* Chaerin you're scaring me....
CL: *holds up pregnancy test* Its blue
Changmin:.....
CL:.....
Changmin: So that means?....
CL: Yeah
Changmin: That you're....
CL: Yeah
Changmin:...And I'm....
CL: Yeah
Changmin:...Fuck....
CL: Well thats how we got here
7. DOES THE PAIRING ONE/TWO EXIST? HOW ABOUT THREE/FIVE?
Lyddz/Ji?? What would be air?!!! These two? I would die if this paring was ever....dear lord! The epicness of these two!!
And Ian/Key? HAHAHAHA OMG! Ian wouldnt be able to handle Key. No. He would run to his leggos and have a scary movie marathon with Puspos while Key was telling him that if he didnt pick up his leggos in the next five minutes that he would flip his shit.
/nods
8. PRETEND YOU’RE WRITING A STORY WITH THIS PLOT: “EIGHT AND TWO ARE ABOUT GETTING MARRIED WHEN SUDDENLY THREE ADMITS HIS FEELINGS FOR TWO. TWO DECIDES TO LEAVE EIGHT AND GETS MARRIED WITH THREE. EIGHT INCONSOLABLE, HAS AN UNHAPPY THREESOME WITH TEN AND SIX AND IN THE END, FINALLY REALIZES HIS TRUE LOVE IS AND ALWAYS BEEN FIVE.” WOULD ANYONE READ THIS?
Minho and Ji are getting married. Then Ian busts that b!tch up and Ji decides that Ian was his true love along. They have a swag filled wedding and Minho is distraught. After a night at the bar with Young Bae and Taemin ( Yeah Bae doesnt drink but Taemin is an undercover drunk. I mean come on how many chances does he get to hit up a bar? Alcohol is the best medicine right?) The three of them end up in bed together. ( Minho came on to Bae first. Thats my story and I'm sticking to it. Taemin just thought it looked like fun.) In the end, Minho realizes that Key had his heart all along. That diva always looked out for him...even if it came out harsh. "I told your frog ass not to date him anyway! Who cares if the sex was good! He didnt deserve you idiot!"
If anyone read this....have mercy
9. IS SIX/SEVEN OKAY WITH YOU OR DO YOU WISH TO KILL THEM?
Changmin and Taemin? Two maknae's?? ALL OF THE ADORABLE! SHIP IT HARD!!!!
Im not sure how Yunho and Minho would like it tho....
10. FOUR TAKES TWO OUT ON A ROMANTIC DINNER, AND ONE COMES AND RUINS IT. WRITE ABOUT THAT.
Ok but GTOP on a date and Lydia comes in? PSHHH....someone is leaving questioning their sexuality.
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"I hope you dont mind this Ji" Seunghyun tried his best to smile. Truth be told he was nervous as hell. They were one of few couples in the quaint little cafe. Perfect for them. No prodding eyes or over zellous fans. He just wanted his new boyfriend to enjoy himself, despite how long they have been band members, this was new for them. Ji smiled, his perfect teeth shinning in the dimmly lit area, "Hyung this is perfect. Really."
As the two began to really loosen up, smiling and laughing without the help of an MC or some crazy interview question, a certain laugh across the room causes Ji to lose focus. He tried his best not to be too obvious, but he knew that laugh anywhere. She was here, and she had spotted him.
"OMG!!! Oppa!!!" She was headed in their direction, all smiles, that BEAUTIFUL smile, tattoo clad shoulder, red lipstick and almost non visible eyes. A mix of rebel and class, always the fashionista, something they had in common. She reached Ji and bent over to hug him, perfume overpowering his thinking. Her crazy long earrings tickled the side of his face as she moved away, happy to see him like always.
"Lydia....wow...h-how have you been?" He all but choked on his words. She always did have that effect on him.
"Wonderful! Its been too long since I've seen you! How's your sister?"
"She's uh...she's well." Really he should have stopped gawking at her so hard. Sure he loved her once...but he is over that now...maybe? Just then a long forgotten Tabi clears his throat.
"Oh um...Lydia this is Seunghyun, Seunghyun this is Lydia." She smiled at Tabi who then began to gawk himself. Damn that smile. Its almost too much to handle.
"Oh I know who he is. Remember I am a fan. Its nice to finally meet you" Lydia reached out a well manicured hand, a gesture Seunghyun wasnt used to. Oh yeah...she is American, bowing isnt natural for her, even if she is Korean. He gripped her hand and...fuck. Her hand was fucking smooth as silk. He gulped harder than normal. Damn this girl....
"Its nice to meet you Lydia" Seunghyun wasnt really comfortable with how her name tasted on his tongue. That was something new. The silence there after was bitter...awkward for the most part.
"Well I'll let you two get back to your dinner. I didnt really mean to interrupt." There she goes again, smiling. She and Ji were about hand in hand in that department.
"O-ok then. It was nice seeing you again" Ji began regaining a bit of his brain function, forming sentences was hard while she was around.
"Again?? What they havent told you? I'll be seeing you on Monday." Wait what? Both men looked at eachother quizically, not knowing what she meant. Monday?
"So you really don't know?" She almost chuckled at how clueless the two looked. Dumbfounded.
"Im now a part of YGENT. Looks like I'm going to be Co-Producing your next song with Teddy. They
really didnt tell you?"
Fuck.
Fucking...FUCK
"Anyways, you two enjoy your meal. You look adorable together. OH! And that hair...the color is amazing" With that last statement she waved and sauntered away to a group of who Ji assumed to be her friends. Monday? New producer?
"So um...am I allowed to ask her out too? Is a side relationship ok?" Ji could have punched Seunghyn if he werent thinking the same thing.
"That would make you bi, not the entire gay that we both know you are."
"Coming from the man with pink extentions??"
"Shut up..."
11. WHO WOULD SEVEN RATHER BE TOGETHER WITH? TEN OR THREE?
Changmin with Bae or Ian? HAHAHA Like Yunho is letting that happen. yeah right...
12. WOULD NINE AND ONE MAKE A GOOD COUPLE?
I will only say this once more... SUPER BAD ASS COUPLE
13. LISTEN TO SONG “YOU BELONG WITH ME”, WRITE A STORY FOR A LOVE TRIANGLE
WITH TEN/TWO/EIGHT.
"Minho! Wait!" Young Bae grabbed onto the youngers wrist trying to stop him from leaving. He said 7 o'clock. He wasnt supposed to show up so early.
"No hyung let go of me. I thought you would be happier if I showed up a bit early, since the theater was so far away. I didnt mean to barge in on...you and him."
Young Bae didnt mean for it to happen. Honestly. He didnt want Minho to witness that...with Ji...
"Minho I can explain!"
"And with Ji Yong-hyung? I thought he had a thing for you but then I shrugged it off. Maybe I was wrong. Maybe you have a thing for him as well..."
At that Young Bae laughed. He laughed so hard his sides began to hurt and tears formed in the corners of his eyes. THAT had to be the funniest thing he had ever heard!
"What?" Minho didnt know if he should be pissed off or embarassed that the man he was in love with was literally laughing his ass off at him, infront of his face.
"You really thought....Ji? And me?" Young Bae's lack of oxygen made that tiny statement burn coming out. But really that was some funny shit.
"Can someone please tell me what I am missing?!" Clearly Minho chose his anger over embarassment. "I walk in and see you..with him...mid kiss...honestly I thought you were about to fuck him right there!"
That did it. Young Bae let his laughter loose once more. This time letting go of Minho's wrist and bending over just so he could freaking breathe. "Baby...Oh lord...Minho..." Really this was the best laugh he has had in a really long time. As his lungs actually recieved the oxygen they were lacking and he saw that Minho was showing annoyance more than anything, he cupped his finger under the youngers chin, trying to get all of his attention.
"Baby. Look at me." Minho, fighting every voice in his head that screamed at him to punch this bastard in the jaw and walk away like the cool bad ass, flaming charisma he was, finally looked up to meet Young Bae's eyes. Those eyes. The deep brown orbs of pure affection that had him melting like a school girl. They still had this affect on him after a year of being with his boyfriend. He hated that shit. He was a man! Not some love stricken teenage girl. Pure 100% man dammit! Stupid wonderful eyes attatched to that stupid wonderful face to the stupid wonderful guy standing here holding his gaze.
"Choi Minho, I would never do anything to hurt you. And I sure as heck (come on, Young Bae does not use foul language) wouldnt cheat on you."
"But what about..."
"Minho, would you just listen? Ji is my best friend. That is it. So who else would I turn to for help?"
"Help?" Ok now Minho was confused. What in the hell was he talking about?
"Yes...I was nervous...I wanted to..." Now Bae dropped his eyes and hand away from Minho's face. He still couldnt do it. Not even if Ji coached him through it. Nerves took over. It wasnt going to happen.
"Nervous about what Hyung? It was just a date. Nothing out of the ordinary. I mean what the..." His breath caught in his throat as a burgandy velvet box came into his eye sight. Was this really...? His big doe eyes widened even more as it finally sunk in.
"I wanted it to be special..." Young Bae just stood there, box in trembling hand, trying his hardest to get it to open without it slipping through sweaty fingers.
Minho tried his best to suck it up. To atleast fucking hold on to some masculinity as the box slowly opened, revealing a sparkling silver band, with the words Will you be mine for eternity? scribbled in the white silk lining. But he couldnt even talk. He just stared. Eyes big, and double adams apple bobbing. Oh how he wanted his voice to work right now.
"Well...will you?" Young Bae's eyes searched Minho's for the answer he already knew was there, the answer that said when will this happen and what will my friends and family say? The answer that said that yes, I Choi Minho will be yours...forever.
And there Ji stood in the background smiling like an idiot and wondering if Minho would let him plan the wedding. Lavender and white seemed like a wonderful combo.
OMG IDK WHAT THAT WAS!!!!
14. IS THERE SUCH THING AS THREE/ONE OR DOES NOT COMPUTE?
Um....NO!!!!! Lydia and Ian will never be.
15. WOULD YOU READ/WRITE A SIX/THREE/TEN OR IS IT SUCH A BAD IDEA THAT YOU WANT TO KILL ME RIGHT NOW?
This will never ever ever EVER happen. Not only would Minho be pissed, I wouldnt allow this! Taemin/Ian/YB shall never exist.
16. IS TWO/NINE CANON? IF IT’S NOT, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF IT WAS?
For all you Ji/CL shippers....I WILL NOT EVER BE APART OF THIS! No matter how swagged out they may be, I cannot agree. Its like brother and sister to me. Sorry.
17. THREE FINDS FOUR LYING ON THE GROUND, BLEEDING AND UNCONSCIOUS. WRITE ABOUT IT.
“Shit"
Ian was leaving the toy store, Lego bag in hand. The new Starship set just came out and this was gonna be epic, until he saw a bloody figure laid out on the ground. His eyes were closed and his lip was busted. The dirt on his face indicated that he indeed put up a struggle. And the blood still seeping from some unknown area meant that the struggle was recent.
He reached into the guys back pocket, pulling out his wallet, finding his I.D. Choi Seunghyun. Seung-what? How in the hell do you even pronounce this? Who left him here? Nobody saw anything?
Ian began to panic. Really what was he to do?? He looked both ways, hoping to find someone walking by. No. Empty. Shit. He pulled out his phone...maybe...
"...Hello?"
"Puspos! Dude I found this guy..."
"Not again! Ian how many times have I told you guys this shit aint funny! Im not gay!"
"What? NO! Dude he's bleeding and unconcious and I was minding my own business with my new Lego set and I found him. HELP!"
There was silence from the other end.
"Hello?!!!"
"Did you call 911?"
Of course. Bam. Easy solution. "No..."
"Dumb ass. But you called me instead?"
"Whatever! Atleast I'm helping the guy! Bye Puspos!"
"Hey wait!"
"What?"
"Is he hot?"
"BYE PUSPOS!!!!"
"Its not for me! Its for my" *click*
18. EVERYONE IS AGAINST TEN/ONE AND WANT EVERY OF ITS SHIPPERS TO ROT IN HELL. YES/NO?
YB/Lydia would hurt my heart. He is too innocent for her. Even tho she is amazing. Idk how I feel.
19. NINE WALKS IN ON FIVE AND THREE GETTING IT ON. WHAT DOES HE/SHE DO? WRITE ABOUT THAT.
What???? First of all CL would not even be there!!! Second...Didnt i already say that Ian cant handle Key? I pass.
20. RANT ABOUT THE IDEA OF SIX AND NINE GETTING TOGETHER.
My precious Taemin with Lioness CL? Have you lost it?!!!! Sure the Sherlock teaser made him look like some hippie porn star but that still wouldnt be a reason for this ship to happen! NO!!!! NO!!! NO!!!!! NO!!!!! Thats like....Ji and Ara. Never gonna happen!!!!