My own rant of sorts

Jul 20, 2012 22:17


Honestly I am a little tired of this

See....idk I think I'm just a beta at heart. And I'm a stickler for BS writing and BS plots and BS smut. Idk. Like can I get a plot that is some what realistic please??? Or idk if you know the grammar is shoddy and you have no beta then solicit one! Or something. Don't tell me in your A/N that the grammar sucks and that nobody gave you a second opinion because then in going into the story as a curious critic at this point, focusing on every mistake and every issue within your story. And don't get me started on this whole crazy smut that's been occurring. Im seeing it in the craziest forms. Like at this point, it's not even realistic. In my head I can't even imagine it. In my head picturing it is impossible because I know that what you are writing isn't possible in the least bit. It's like all the awful AFF smut writers have merged into one fic to make the most ridiculous scenarios ever. Honestly do you not realize that if someone actually tried these "acts" that they would die?? Or atleast be so hurt that a hospital would need to intervene?? Some things don't even stretch...omg never mind. Just please....this is crazy! Stop!!! Please!!! I like my stories to make sense. Even if it's short and you want it to have a lot of detail. I dont mind reading more words if it makes sense! If you jumble everything up into the shortest quickest thing ever then I will be confused and partly pissed. Idk. Idk. Maybe I should offer my services to all of LJ. Or maybe I should teach an online class of sorts. The how to's of making a story readable. Or a editing 101 on how to correctly critique yourself. It's almost enough to make me cry. All the bad writing and awful plot twists. If you just dont know then you don't know. But if you are writing these things just to "gain a following of fans" to the point where it's full of ridiculous encounters and grammatically incorrect character descriptions and even worse plots then yes I am yelling at you and I want you to get better so I won't have to say this ever again!

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