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[letmebeyourmuse]

My new goals.

-To have enough clean clothes at one time to last me for more than one week.
-To shower at least once daily.
-To run out of shampoo and conditioner at the same time.
-To quit eating fast food. To quit eating fast food so often.
-To spend less money on alcohol.
-To beat my high game in bowling for the third time this week.
-To clean

Comments

[kissa_my_eyes]

David and Amy Sedaris are my heroes.

woot

[idigforfire]

yeah dood, your car's a shithole.
bowling tonight!!

[seraphseven]

Did you ever take my mattress?

[letmebeyourmuse]

no

[neokieno]

How'd you enjoy Me talk Pretty?
Have you not read Dress Your Family...?

Also, is your goal to be everyone's muse?

[letmebeyourmuse]

that seems to be a silly goal.