LukOfTheIrish224: okay so i'm trying to pick my myspace URL I'm thinking of MorningDump. What do you think?

AnUnraveledTruth: Sounds delicious. If I didn't know you and I read that I'd wanna fuck you, for real.

Today at like 1:00 I went and got the left side of my lower lip pierced. Aw it looks sooooo badass. I look like a badass chick with this piercing. I will post a picture of it later. You will be amazed!

Yea so I have recently started having this thing for my manager. I'm so weird, I go for the weirdest people. Hes like 35 or 40 and I'm almost 20. Whats wrong with me? Anyways so yea, I have a thing for him. UGH, I hate having things for way older guys!

This sucks, my company moved us around again so now I have a new cubilce. This sucks because right when I've stopped getting lost on the way to my cube, they move me. I dont even know where the bathrooms are and I have to poop, but I cant because I'll get lost if I try to find them. I guess all that Chipotle got to me.

I'm at work once again...I'm very suprised I stuck it out this long. If this were a year ago I would have quit by now. I have come to realize that I'm a quitter and that is just how I am. For some reason I decided to stick it out and I'm pretty proud if I might say myself.

I'll stick you in the eye with my penis!

YESSSSSSS! Our system went down again.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Our systems back up, I dont wanna work. Atleast I was happy while I was ( Read more... )

So I'm sitting at work and I'm so freakin bored! I've had 6 calls in 7 hours. Our network is down so we really cant help people when they call in. Ugh, I had a call today where some person hung up on me. I was just telling them that our system was down and I said "hello" and I heard no one so I looked at my phone and saw they hung up on me...what ( Read more... )

Okay, I stumbled across these profiles in Myspace. Now this is a perfect example of a hillbilly. READ THIS ( Read more... )