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[ .01. ] first name: Amanda
[ .02. ] middle name: Jean
[ .03. ] last name: Beard
[ .04. ] nickname(s): BigGayFaggot, Mandy, Amandee
[ .05. ] gender: female
[ .06. ] birthday: June 24, 1989
[ .07. ] height: 5' 7"
[ .08. ] hair color: brown
[ .09. ] eye color: brown
[ .010. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: yeah, contacts. But hopefully glasses soon.
[ .011. ] do you have braces: nope. I wish.
[ .012. ] is your hair long or short: in between. It's getting long, sort of. For me, anyway.
[ .013. ] where were you born: Barnes JEWISH Hospital in St. Louis, Missouri.
[ .014. ] current location: Farmington, Missouri
[ .015. ] zodiac sign: Cancer
[ .016. ] how many languages do you know: Two, kind of. English and French.
[ .017. ] what language do you want to learn: French (haha) and uh.. whatever else I have the opportunity to learn.
[ .018. ] bad habits: yelling, being really weird, getting way too excited about stuff that isn't even that exciting.
[ .019. ] piercing you have: none! oh, ears.. I always forget about those.
[ .020. ] piercing you want: uhh, none really.
[ .021. ] tattoos you have: None!
[ .023. ] today: Wednesday. Last Wednesday as a Sophomore ever!
[ .024. ] today's date: May 18th.
[ .025. ] the time: 10:45 PM
[ .026. ] ready for a bunch more questions: boy, am I ever.
F A M i L Y
[ .027. ] mother's name: Carolyn Beard
[ .028. ] father's name: LeRoy Beard
[ .029. ] brother's name: Scott Beard, LeRoy Beard, Bryan Beard, Jesse Beard
[ .030. ] sister's name: sister-in-laws: Stacy Beard, Jennifer Beard
[ .031. ] favorite aunt: Aunt Chris
[ .032. ] favorite uncle: Uncle.. Larry. He's the only not-crazy one. Plus he's rich. I want to be like him when I grow up. A Lawyer/Photographer.
[ .033. ] favorite grandparent: I only have one left, so Grandma Beard. (she's my favorite anyway)
[ .036. ] worst relative: my crazy uncles on my mom's side. They're weird... and CRAZY.
[ .037. ] best relative: my cousin Jamie
[ .038. ] do you get along with your parents: yeah, I get along with my mom like no other. But I don't really talk to my dad much, so no arguments occur.
[ .039. ] does anyone in your family understand you?: I really don't know, haha. I don't care that much, though.
P E T S
[ .040. ] do you have any pets: 1
[ .041. ] what are their names: boots
[ .042. ] what kind of animals are they: shesa cat!
S C H 0 0 L
[ .043. ] are you still in school: yep
[ .044. ] did you drop out: yeah, you know me.
[ .045. ] current gpa: I'll tell you in a few days.
[ .046. ] favorite grade: middle school
[ .047. ] least favorite grade: 9th
[ .048. ] favorite teacher: Mrs. Barber AND Mrs. Veath, yeah, Mrs. Vaeth defientely rules. Ms Williams is pretty cool too. ANd Mr. McIntyre, yeah, he's fun too. Oh, and I love Mr. Ragsdale. and MR. BROWN! rip, his career, though.
[ .049. ] least favorite teacher: uh, I don't know, Mrs. Harturp. ugh. And Ms. Herzog. Oh yeah, they suck.
[ .050. ] favorite subject: language!
[ .051. ] least favorite subject: I don't know. Math, I guess.
[ .052. ] do/did you buy lunch or bring it: buy, if i eat
[ .053. ] play any sports on the school's team: Nope
[ .054. ] do/did you do any extracurricular activities: no not really.
[ .055. ] are/was you popular: was you? great grammar. yeah, of course I am popular... not really. only my friends really know who I am.
[ .056. ] favorite dance: the robot?
[ .057. ] favorite memory: I don't know. I love a lot of my memories with Linsey and I've had a few other ones that're great.
[ .058. ] favorite memory you want to have: haha, something awesome like jumping off of a building and not getting hurt or something.. winning a million dollars.. maybe both.
[ .059. ] least favorite memory(s): linsey dying.
[ .060. ] most humiliating moment: I actually have a lot of small ones... everyday.
F A V 0 R i T E S
[ .061. ] number: 24 or 2
[ .062. ] letter: "a" because it's in my name a lot
[ .063. ] shoes: my saddle shoes, nig
[ .064. ] saying(s): 'sweet action!' 'nig.' 'yay!' 'woohoo!'
[ .065. ] TV show: Gilmore Girls, What Not To Wear, Family Guy, Boy Meets World, Fresh Prince... Roseanne.
[ .066. ] sport: n/a
[ .067. ] vegetable: taters
[ .068. ] fruit: apples (with carmel - MMM)
[ .069. ] movie: Forrest Gump
[ .070. ] magazine: AP? that's kind of gay, but I don't read magazines.
[ .071. ] actor: will ferrel! mmm!
[ .072. ] actress: will ferrel dressed up like a lady!
[ .073. ] candy: uuh, m & m's. peanutbutter style.
[ .074. ] gum: APPLE APPLE APPLE.
[ .075. ] scent: lucky! I guess. I like the way Daniel smells too.
[ .076. ] candy bar: butterfingers, I suppooose.
[ .077. ] ice cream flavor: chocolate
[ .078. ] color: uh, pink.. and brown..
[ .079. ] season: SUMMER!!
[ .080. ] holiday: christmas. if I said something else I'd be crazy
[ .081. ] band: This is obvious, but The Format
[ .082. ] singer: Frank Sinatra <2233
[ .083. ] group: N*SYNC!
[ .084. ] rapper: Snoop!
[ .085. ] type of music: Anything unless it's retarded, like Freebird. god, I'm going to kill someone.
[ .086. ] thing in your room: My bed, my stereo, my CD's, my TV (Because it's pretty and old)
[ .087. ] place to be: sleeping! or.. like.. with my best friends.
[ .089. ] tv channel: I don't know, probably noggin, or the disney channel, or nick..
[ .090. ] junk food: uh, I don't know, all of it?
[ .091. ] overall food: uh, potatos?
[ .092. ] store: I don't have one!
[ .093. ] hangout: haha, "hangout"? I don't know, probably the.. Super Cool HangOut Place.
[ .094. ] fast food: n/a
[ .095. ] restaurant: mm, fazoli's or first wok
[ .096. ] shape: uh, square. because it represents me.
[ .097. ] time of day: night!
[ .098. ] country: I don't know. My favorite contry? haha. I like all the countries! Besides the dirty ones.
[ .099. ] state: Missouri, I've never been to another state... minus Florida.. but that was too long ago to remember very well. Florida was warmer, though, so I change my answer to ... Florida.
[ .100. ] boys name:
[ .101. ] girls name:
[ .102. ] mall:
[ .103. ] video game:
[ .104. ] shampoo: whooo cares
[ .105. ] board game: SCRABBLE!!
[ .106. ] computer game: SIMS 2, NIG
[ .107. ] car: I don't know! Leave me alone.
[ .108. ] music video: I don't watch music videos that often.
[ .109. ] swear word: I try not to swear
[ .110. ] word: awh, I don't remember
[ .111. ] month: JUNNNNEE!
[ .112. ] cartoon character: Rocko?
[ .113. ] scary movie: haha, SAW!
[ .114. ] team: TEAM? Cardinals! Cracka whhhat?
[ .115. ] possession: CDs.
WHATS THE FiRST THiNG Y0U TH0UGHT 0F WHEN Y0U HEAR..
[ .116. ] eminem: hahaha
[ .117. ] dog: dead!
[ .118. ] hot: cold
[ .119. ] britney spear: SSSS
[ .120. ] nsync: yes yes yes, here we go! n*sync has got the flow!
[ .121. ] real world: vs road rules!
[ .122. ] orange: surbirt
[ .123. ] choice: sam's
[ .124. ] school: summer
[ .125. ] bisexual: ick
[ .126. ] black: Tony! haha
[ .127. ] icq: nothing!
[ .128. ] insane clown posse: that van that used to be across the street
[ .129. ] linkin park: I HATE LINKIN PARK! and Ms. Herzog too.
[ .130. ] jack: in the box
[ .131. ] rainbow: s and unicorns
[ .133. ] cucumber: pickle
[ .134. ] shark: tank!
[ .135. ] lifehouse: TLC?
[ .136. ] bat: batmobile
[ .137. ] leather: shoes
[ .138. ] whip: miracle whip.
[ .139. ] america: fuck yeah!
[ .140. ] water: aquafina... why do they pronounce it AQAfina?
[ .141. ] volcano: hahaaaaha, lava
[ .142. ] rock or rap: rock
[ .143. ] rock or pop: rock
[ .144. ] rock or r&b: rock
[ .145. ] rock or metal: rock
[ .146. ] rap or pop: pop
[ .147. ] rap or r&b: either or neither
[ .148. ] rap or metal: haha, neither.
[ .149. ] pop or r&b: pop
[ .150. ] pop or metal: pop
[ .151. ] r&b or metal: neither
[ .152. ] linkin park or limp bizkit: NEITHER, EW EW EW SICK ISKC EWEW GROSS
[ .153. ] tool or korn: EWWEW NEITHER UGHHAGOHDDH UHH
[ .154. ] selena or jennifer lopez: jennifer lopez AS serena. duh
[ .155. ] hot or cold: HOT, MY GOD, HOT!
[ .156. ] winter or summer: SUMMER. I wish it were summer constantly, then I'd never have to be cold and I could always be outside just wallowing around in the sunlight.
[ .157. ] spring or fall: what kind of question is this? Summer is the only season that matters.
[ .158. ] shakira or britney: Britney.
[ .159. ] icp or eminem: neither. I hope they get in a big fight and shoot each other and then there is a big bloody mess of badness on the ground that their fans will go and worship and hopefully then they stay there until they die.
[ .160. ] marilyn manson or rob zombie: NEITHER, god I hate these opitions. I hope they ALL get in a big rumble like the Outsiders and maybe Dallas will kill them all.
[ .161. ] kittie or garbage: what the crap are you talking about?
[ .162. ] mtv or vh1: vh1, nig
[ .163. ] buffy or angel: what? neither, I don't watch weird-o shows.
[ .164. ] dawson's creek or gilmore girls: GILMORE GIRLS!, Dawson's Creek doesn't even compare (even if I've never seen it!)
[ .165. ] football or basketball: basketball
[ .166. ] summer olympics or winter olympics: special!
[ .167. ] skiing or snowboarding: snowboarding
[ .168. ] rollerblading or skateboarding: skateboarding, rollerblades broke my arm in 2nd grade! Can you trip while you're on rollerblades? I don't think so. Obviously why that was planned.
[ .169. ] black or white: both!
[ .170. ] orange or red: red
[ .171. ] yellow or green: green
[ .172. ] purple or pink: pink
[ .173. ] slipknot or mudvayne: "I'd rather slide down a stair railing of razer blades and land in a pool of alcohol" I got that from the Gilmore Girls. They are bitchin', like Jeff!
[ .174. ] hot topic or pac sun: either - if I ever go to them
[ .175. ] inside or outside: depends on the weather
[ .176. ] weed or alcohol: hahha, neither.
[ .177. ] cell phone or pager: cell phone :D
[ .178. ] pen or pencil: pencil, I make a lot of mistakes.
[ .179. ] powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: neither, fags
[ .180. ] scooby doo or dino: haha, gI dontjwk. mela
[ .181. ] dragon ball z or pokemon: ugh
[ .182. ] star wars or star trek: SAME THING
[ .183. ] tattoos or piercings: who ccaaaaaareez
[ .184. ] prep or punk: both!
[ .185. ] slut or whore: same thing!
P R i V A T E L i F E
[ .186. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: yes
[ .187. ] do you have a crush: on my boyfriend?
[ .188. ] do you love anyone right now: ohh, only time can tell.
[ .189. ] have you ever been in love:
[ .190. ] how many people have you liked: haha, I don't know, a lot
[ .191. ] who was your first crush: I don't remember
[ .192. ] how many hearts of have you broken: None. Well, maybe one, but that kid was a fag.
[ .193. ] how many people broke your heart: none! oh
[ .194. ] best quote to sum up love: "Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot."
[ .195. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: He's pretty cool.
[ .196. ] do you have a picture of him/her: Yeah.
[ .197. ] please post it if you do:
[.198. ] do you have a picture of yourself: yeah
[ .199. ] please post it if you do:
[ .200. ] do you go by looks or personality: both. you have to have at least some looks and a lot of personality.
[ .201. ] ever kiss a friend: sure!
[ .202. ] are you still friends: sure!
[ .203. ] so moving along..do you smoke: do I look like I have cancer? Because I don't and I don't want it either. So, in conclusion, NO.
[ .204. ] do you smoke weed: NO.
[ .205. ] ever trip on acid: I love acid.
[ .206. ] how about a little x: Nope..
[ .207. ] crack, heroin, anything else: Yeah, I love crack too. And crack whores. Oh man, I love crack whores. and sometimes I like herion, it depends on my mood. Contrary to popular belief it's not addicting at all! *pulls out syringe*
[ .208. ] beer good or beer bad: beer = bad. not that i've ever tried it.
[ .209. ] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: I'm a sissy who drinks nothing.
[ .210. ] do you like smirnoff ice: no.
[ .211. ] prefer beer or liquor: I love both (I AM COMPLETELY LYING)
[ .212. ] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: the nonexisitent type
[ .213. ] have you ever drank Hpnotiq: no?
[ .214. ] if yes, when was the last time you got some: haha
W 0 U L D Y 0 U EVER..
[ .215. ] bungee jump: yeah, I would
[ .216. ] sky dive: yeah, sure
[ .217. ] swim with dolphins: yeah
[ .218. ] scuba dive: yeah
[ .219. ] go rock climbing: yes
[ .220. ] eat something bad for $1,000,000: probably.
[ .221. ] turn your back on your friends for personal gain: depends on how much I like that friend!
[ .222. ] steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: see above!
[ .223. ] cross-dress: no - wait, who cares? I'm a girl. Dressing like a boy won't really hurt my reputation extremely bad.
[ .224. ] lie to the police: i don't know
[ .225. ] run from the police: depends on the situation
[ .226. ] lie to your parents: yeah
[ .227. ] walk up to a stranger and kiss them: no, not unless someone was paying me a large sum of money.
[ .228. ] be an exotic dancer: no, haha
[ .229. ] walk out of a restaurant without paying: yeah, if I didn't have the money, I probably would
[ .230. ] streak: haha, no.
Y 0 U R F R I E N D S
[ .231. ] friends: jade, amanda, amber, jason, kala, brittany, alyx, holly, haley, mike, tony, david, kevin, etc
[ .232. ] known longest: kala
[ .233. ] wish you talked to more: jason!
[ .234. ] wish you saw more: jade!
[ .235. ] how many friends do you think you have: who cares! a few good friends is all you need.
[ .236. ] who drives you insane after a while: Tyler Fleming.
[ .237. ] who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: I don't know...
[ .238. ] ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level': Hah, I don't think so.
[ .239. ] craziest: Haley and Holly used to be real' crazy.
[ .240. ] loudest: and loud
[ .241. ] shyest: Val, she turns red all the time.
[ .242. ] best hair: I like Haley's new hair a lot.
[ .243. ] can always make you laugh: All of them.
[ .244. ] best eyes: Nick H!
[ .243. ] best body: Uh, I don't know haha
[ .246. ] most athletic: out of that group? Kala plays soccer, right?
[ .247. ] sex symbol: nuhh
[ .248. ] hot tempered: uhh
[ .249. ] most impatient: all
[ .250. ] shortest: tony and kala!
[ .251. ] tallest: I don't know! Probably Steven Reeder. Man, that kid is tall.
[ .252. ] talented: they are all talented
[ .253. ] best singer: Amanda M
[ .254. ] skinniest: Kinder is oddly skinny. So is Andy with his freakin concave.
[ .255. ] nicest: Uh, I don't know. Kala or Nick
[ .256. ] best personality: all good, that's why I like them
[ .257. ] biggest drug user: haha, I don't know. None of my friends talk to me about the drugs they do for obvious reasons.
HAVE Y0U EVER:
[ .258. ] flashed someone: no.
[ .259. ] told a person how you felt bout them: yeah, and I should really stop telling people how I feel.
[ .260. ] been to michigan: nope.
[ .262. ] gone to jail or juvee: nopppe
[ .263. ] skateboarded: yeah
[ .264. ] skinny dipped: no
[ .265. ] stolen anything: no.
[ .266. ] wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: yeah.
[ .267. ] kicked someone's ass: haha, no
[ .268. ] pegged someone in the head with a snowball: haha.. no, I will one day, though.
[ .269. ] broke a beer bottle: nope.
[ .270. ] gotten into a bar, under-aged: no, never wanted to
[ .271. ] kissed someone of the same sex: noo
[ .273. ] gone on a road trip: nope. NOT YET! but this summer, oh boy, we are hitting the open road.
[ .274. ] gone on vacation without adult supervision: nope.
[ .275. ] been to a concert: yeah, like 9408 million of them.
[ .276. ] been to another country: not YET, but boy, I am going to Greece next summer.
[ .277. ] talked back to an adult: yeah probably.
[ .278. ] got pulled over: No!
[ .279. ] got in a car accident: No.
[ .280. ] broke a law: no, I don't know
[ .281. ] given money to a homeless person: no, they should get their own damn money. or money from someone rich. like the president. DAMN
[ .282. ] tried to kill yourself: no
[ .283. ] cried to get out of trouble: no, not in a LONG TIME
[ .284. ] kissed a friend's brother or sister: uh, I don't think so
[ .285. ] kissed a brother or sister's friend: yeah, in fifth grade. but c'mon, twins!
[ .286. ] dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways?: I don't think so
0 P I N I 0 N S
[ .287. ] what do you think...about pop music: if it's j-tim count me in.
[ .288. ] about boy bands: if it's n*sync count me in.
[ .289. ] about flag burning: flag burning? that's not creative. what about building 2 towers out of paper and then a paper plane and reinacting 9/11? and then burning those peices of paper? Because I think THAT is awesome.
[ .290. ] of the war on terrorists: "can you really call it a war since it is on an ideal, not a people?"
[ .291. ] about suicide: I wish it didn't exist.
[ .292. ] about people who try to force their opinions on you: SHUT UP! I don't care!
[ .293. ] about abortion: I'm on the fence! Haha, touchy topic to be on the fence about, but I'm undecisive to an extremity.
[ .294. ] about rock/metal music: rock n' roll is awesome. metal, i'm not so fond of.
[ .295. ] where do you think you'll be in 10 years: uh... writing a book.
[ .296. ] who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: all of them. because if not, I'll shoot some government officials for no reason at all!
W H A T D I D Y 0 0 H D 0
[ .297. ] last birthday: I was in BRANSON AND IT WAS RE-TARD-ED
[ .298. ] yesterday: went to school, reviewed for the final. then I went to Amber's house and studied for finals.
[ .299. ] last weekend: Friday there was a show at some venue. With uh, Bi-Level and Sophomore and stuff. Saturday was a theathre guild party thing.
[ .300. ] christmas: got lots of presents.. went to the movies with Amber, Haley and Holly.
[ .301. ] thanksgiving: went to grandma's?
[ .302. ] new year's: I was here? I think, yeah. my crazy neighbor came over, good times.
[ .303. ] halloween: went over to Brittany's for a while, did a bit of trick or treating, came home.
[ .304. ] easter: stuff. Daniel gave me a basket. It was cute.
[ .305. ] valentine's day: went to Engler Park with Stupid and then to Dairy Queen. It was alright.
T H E L A S T
[ .306. ] thing you ate: m and ms
[ .307. ] thing you drank: water
[ .308. ] thing you wore: uh, go go jonah... pants, shoes
[ .309. ] place you went: school.
[ .310. ] thing you got pierced/tattooed: my ears in second grade
[ .311. ] person you saw: MY mom, but before that MAnders
[ .312. ] person you kissed: Daniel
[ .313. ] person you hugged: I don't remember
[ .314. ] person you talked to: Manders
[ .315. ] song you heard: "Attention" by The Academy Is...
[ .316. ] what are you eating: nothing
[ .317. ] what are you drinking: nothing
[ .318. ] what are you wearing: jeans, go go jonah shirt, blue and yellow tennis shoes
[ .320. ] hat: haha, my Will Smith hat.
[ .321. ] listening to: "Jellybones" by The UNICORNS
[ .322. ] talking to anyone: NOPE
[ .323. ] are you pissed i made this so long: i guess. i knew what i was getting in to./
Y or N
[ .324. ] are you a vegetarian: nope.
[ .325. ] do you like cows: they kind of stink, but other than that, sure
[ .326. ] are you a bxtch: no?
[ .327. ] are you artistic: HELL YEAH. hahaha not really.
[ .328. ] do you write poetry: oh yeah. i write poems. oh yeahh. you just wait.
[ .329. ] are you a fast runner: no, not really, but I like running. too bad i'm too lazy to do it.
[ .330. ] can you ski: no
[ .331. ] are you british: boy, I am so British.
[ .332. ] do you want to spear britney: hahaha, gosh.. CLEVER.
[ .333. ] do the voices talk to you: my friends talk to me, and they have voices
[ .334. ] did you ever give barbie a haircut: yeah, I did, but it wasn't noticable because I didn't want to ruin her. I'm livin' on the edge!
[ .335. ] would you eat mac & cheese with hot dogs in it: haha, maybe? probably not.
[ .336. ] do you think disney creators were on acid when they made 'alice in wonderland: haha, who cares. it wasn't the disney creators who wrote it.
[ .337. ] are you straight: yyyyes
[ .338. ] are you stupid, insane, and another physically handicapped: yes, I am all of those combined together to create a super retard.
[ .339. ] are you nice: most of the time.
[ .340. ] are you naughty: no.
[ .341. ] are you short: no.
[ .342. ] are you tall: no.
[ .343. ] do you own a hot pink shirt: yes, many. but I'm a girl, so I'm allowed, you fags.
[ .344. ] how about orange pants: orangish capris
[ .345. ] can you see the flying monkeys: when i watch 'wizard of oz'
[ .346. ] are you evil : nope.
[ .347. ] did you ever know someone who had a mullet: That one guy who I see running across the highway sometimes on the way home from school. He counts, right?
[ .348. ] is britney a whore: get over it!
[ .349. ] are you a teenage zombie: Crap yeah.
[ .350. ] am i annoying you?: yeah, you're sort of retarded.
[ .351. ] do you like marilyn manson: yes. goth kids make my knees weak.
[ .352. ] are you secretly from another planet: I hope so!
[ .353. ] did you ever touch someone else's private parts: hahahah!
[ .354. ] this is over are you happy now: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwh
[ .02. ] middle name: Jean
[ .03. ] last name: Beard
[ .04. ] nickname(s): BigGayFaggot, Mandy, Amandee
[ .05. ] gender: female
[ .06. ] birthday: June 24, 1989
[ .07. ] height: 5' 7"
[ .08. ] hair color: brown
[ .09. ] eye color: brown
[ .010. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: yeah, contacts. But hopefully glasses soon.
[ .011. ] do you have braces: nope. I wish.
[ .012. ] is your hair long or short: in between. It's getting long, sort of. For me, anyway.
[ .013. ] where were you born: Barnes JEWISH Hospital in St. Louis, Missouri.
[ .014. ] current location: Farmington, Missouri
[ .015. ] zodiac sign: Cancer
[ .016. ] how many languages do you know: Two, kind of. English and French.
[ .017. ] what language do you want to learn: French (haha) and uh.. whatever else I have the opportunity to learn.
[ .018. ] bad habits: yelling, being really weird, getting way too excited about stuff that isn't even that exciting.
[ .019. ] piercing you have: none! oh, ears.. I always forget about those.
[ .020. ] piercing you want: uhh, none really.
[ .021. ] tattoos you have: None!
[ .023. ] today: Wednesday. Last Wednesday as a Sophomore ever!
[ .024. ] today's date: May 18th.
[ .025. ] the time: 10:45 PM
[ .026. ] ready for a bunch more questions: boy, am I ever.
F A M i L Y
[ .027. ] mother's name: Carolyn Beard
[ .028. ] father's name: LeRoy Beard
[ .029. ] brother's name: Scott Beard, LeRoy Beard, Bryan Beard, Jesse Beard
[ .030. ] sister's name: sister-in-laws: Stacy Beard, Jennifer Beard
[ .031. ] favorite aunt: Aunt Chris
[ .032. ] favorite uncle: Uncle.. Larry. He's the only not-crazy one. Plus he's rich. I want to be like him when I grow up. A Lawyer/Photographer.
[ .033. ] favorite grandparent: I only have one left, so Grandma Beard. (she's my favorite anyway)
[ .036. ] worst relative: my crazy uncles on my mom's side. They're weird... and CRAZY.
[ .037. ] best relative: my cousin Jamie
[ .038. ] do you get along with your parents: yeah, I get along with my mom like no other. But I don't really talk to my dad much, so no arguments occur.
[ .039. ] does anyone in your family understand you?: I really don't know, haha. I don't care that much, though.
P E T S
[ .040. ] do you have any pets: 1
[ .041. ] what are their names: boots
[ .042. ] what kind of animals are they: shesa cat!
S C H 0 0 L
[ .043. ] are you still in school: yep
[ .044. ] did you drop out: yeah, you know me.
[ .045. ] current gpa: I'll tell you in a few days.
[ .046. ] favorite grade: middle school
[ .047. ] least favorite grade: 9th
[ .048. ] favorite teacher: Mrs. Barber AND Mrs. Veath, yeah, Mrs. Vaeth defientely rules. Ms Williams is pretty cool too. ANd Mr. McIntyre, yeah, he's fun too. Oh, and I love Mr. Ragsdale. and MR. BROWN! rip, his career, though.
[ .049. ] least favorite teacher: uh, I don't know, Mrs. Harturp. ugh. And Ms. Herzog. Oh yeah, they suck.
[ .050. ] favorite subject: language!
[ .051. ] least favorite subject: I don't know. Math, I guess.
[ .052. ] do/did you buy lunch or bring it: buy, if i eat
[ .053. ] play any sports on the school's team: Nope
[ .054. ] do/did you do any extracurricular activities: no not really.
[ .055. ] are/was you popular: was you? great grammar. yeah, of course I am popular... not really. only my friends really know who I am.
[ .056. ] favorite dance: the robot?
[ .057. ] favorite memory: I don't know. I love a lot of my memories with Linsey and I've had a few other ones that're great.
[ .058. ] favorite memory you want to have: haha, something awesome like jumping off of a building and not getting hurt or something.. winning a million dollars.. maybe both.
[ .059. ] least favorite memory(s): linsey dying.
[ .060. ] most humiliating moment: I actually have a lot of small ones... everyday.
F A V 0 R i T E S
[ .061. ] number: 24 or 2
[ .062. ] letter: "a" because it's in my name a lot
[ .063. ] shoes: my saddle shoes, nig
[ .064. ] saying(s): 'sweet action!' 'nig.' 'yay!' 'woohoo!'
[ .065. ] TV show: Gilmore Girls, What Not To Wear, Family Guy, Boy Meets World, Fresh Prince... Roseanne.
[ .066. ] sport: n/a
[ .067. ] vegetable: taters
[ .068. ] fruit: apples (with carmel - MMM)
[ .069. ] movie: Forrest Gump
[ .070. ] magazine: AP? that's kind of gay, but I don't read magazines.
[ .071. ] actor: will ferrel! mmm!
[ .072. ] actress: will ferrel dressed up like a lady!
[ .073. ] candy: uuh, m & m's. peanutbutter style.
[ .074. ] gum: APPLE APPLE APPLE.
[ .075. ] scent: lucky! I guess. I like the way Daniel smells too.
[ .076. ] candy bar: butterfingers, I suppooose.
[ .077. ] ice cream flavor: chocolate
[ .078. ] color: uh, pink.. and brown..
[ .079. ] season: SUMMER!!
[ .080. ] holiday: christmas. if I said something else I'd be crazy
[ .081. ] band: This is obvious, but The Format
[ .082. ] singer: Frank Sinatra <2233
[ .083. ] group: N*SYNC!
[ .084. ] rapper: Snoop!
[ .085. ] type of music: Anything unless it's retarded, like Freebird. god, I'm going to kill someone.
[ .086. ] thing in your room: My bed, my stereo, my CD's, my TV (Because it's pretty and old)
[ .087. ] place to be: sleeping! or.. like.. with my best friends.
[ .089. ] tv channel: I don't know, probably noggin, or the disney channel, or nick..
[ .090. ] junk food: uh, I don't know, all of it?
[ .091. ] overall food: uh, potatos?
[ .092. ] store: I don't have one!
[ .093. ] hangout: haha, "hangout"? I don't know, probably the.. Super Cool HangOut Place.
[ .094. ] fast food: n/a
[ .095. ] restaurant: mm, fazoli's or first wok
[ .096. ] shape: uh, square. because it represents me.
[ .097. ] time of day: night!
[ .098. ] country: I don't know. My favorite contry? haha. I like all the countries! Besides the dirty ones.
[ .099. ] state: Missouri, I've never been to another state... minus Florida.. but that was too long ago to remember very well. Florida was warmer, though, so I change my answer to ... Florida.
[ .100. ] boys name:
[ .101. ] girls name:
[ .102. ] mall:
[ .103. ] video game:
[ .104. ] shampoo: whooo cares
[ .105. ] board game: SCRABBLE!!
[ .106. ] computer game: SIMS 2, NIG
[ .107. ] car: I don't know! Leave me alone.
[ .108. ] music video: I don't watch music videos that often.
[ .109. ] swear word: I try not to swear
[ .110. ] word: awh, I don't remember
[ .111. ] month: JUNNNNEE!
[ .112. ] cartoon character: Rocko?
[ .113. ] scary movie: haha, SAW!
[ .114. ] team: TEAM? Cardinals! Cracka whhhat?
[ .115. ] possession: CDs.
WHATS THE FiRST THiNG Y0U TH0UGHT 0F WHEN Y0U HEAR..
[ .116. ] eminem: hahaha
[ .117. ] dog: dead!
[ .118. ] hot: cold
[ .119. ] britney spear: SSSS
[ .120. ] nsync: yes yes yes, here we go! n*sync has got the flow!
[ .121. ] real world: vs road rules!
[ .122. ] orange: surbirt
[ .123. ] choice: sam's
[ .124. ] school: summer
[ .125. ] bisexual: ick
[ .126. ] black: Tony! haha
[ .127. ] icq: nothing!
[ .128. ] insane clown posse: that van that used to be across the street
[ .129. ] linkin park: I HATE LINKIN PARK! and Ms. Herzog too.
[ .130. ] jack: in the box
[ .131. ] rainbow: s and unicorns
[ .133. ] cucumber: pickle
[ .134. ] shark: tank!
[ .135. ] lifehouse: TLC?
[ .136. ] bat: batmobile
[ .137. ] leather: shoes
[ .138. ] whip: miracle whip.
[ .139. ] america: fuck yeah!
[ .140. ] water: aquafina... why do they pronounce it AQAfina?
[ .141. ] volcano: hahaaaaha, lava
[ .142. ] rock or rap: rock
[ .143. ] rock or pop: rock
[ .144. ] rock or r&b: rock
[ .145. ] rock or metal: rock
[ .146. ] rap or pop: pop
[ .147. ] rap or r&b: either or neither
[ .148. ] rap or metal: haha, neither.
[ .149. ] pop or r&b: pop
[ .150. ] pop or metal: pop
[ .151. ] r&b or metal: neither
[ .152. ] linkin park or limp bizkit: NEITHER, EW EW EW SICK ISKC EWEW GROSS
[ .153. ] tool or korn: EWWEW NEITHER UGHHAGOHDDH UHH
[ .154. ] selena or jennifer lopez: jennifer lopez AS serena. duh
[ .155. ] hot or cold: HOT, MY GOD, HOT!
[ .156. ] winter or summer: SUMMER. I wish it were summer constantly, then I'd never have to be cold and I could always be outside just wallowing around in the sunlight.
[ .157. ] spring or fall: what kind of question is this? Summer is the only season that matters.
[ .158. ] shakira or britney: Britney.
[ .159. ] icp or eminem: neither. I hope they get in a big fight and shoot each other and then there is a big bloody mess of badness on the ground that their fans will go and worship and hopefully then they stay there until they die.
[ .160. ] marilyn manson or rob zombie: NEITHER, god I hate these opitions. I hope they ALL get in a big rumble like the Outsiders and maybe Dallas will kill them all.
[ .161. ] kittie or garbage: what the crap are you talking about?
[ .162. ] mtv or vh1: vh1, nig
[ .163. ] buffy or angel: what? neither, I don't watch weird-o shows.
[ .164. ] dawson's creek or gilmore girls: GILMORE GIRLS!, Dawson's Creek doesn't even compare (even if I've never seen it!)
[ .165. ] football or basketball: basketball
[ .166. ] summer olympics or winter olympics: special!
[ .167. ] skiing or snowboarding: snowboarding
[ .168. ] rollerblading or skateboarding: skateboarding, rollerblades broke my arm in 2nd grade! Can you trip while you're on rollerblades? I don't think so. Obviously why that was planned.
[ .169. ] black or white: both!
[ .170. ] orange or red: red
[ .171. ] yellow or green: green
[ .172. ] purple or pink: pink
[ .173. ] slipknot or mudvayne: "I'd rather slide down a stair railing of razer blades and land in a pool of alcohol" I got that from the Gilmore Girls. They are bitchin', like Jeff!
[ .174. ] hot topic or pac sun: either - if I ever go to them
[ .175. ] inside or outside: depends on the weather
[ .176. ] weed or alcohol: hahha, neither.
[ .177. ] cell phone or pager: cell phone :D
[ .178. ] pen or pencil: pencil, I make a lot of mistakes.
[ .179. ] powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: neither, fags
[ .180. ] scooby doo or dino: haha, gI dontjwk. mela
[ .181. ] dragon ball z or pokemon: ugh
[ .182. ] star wars or star trek: SAME THING
[ .183. ] tattoos or piercings: who ccaaaaaareez
[ .184. ] prep or punk: both!
[ .185. ] slut or whore: same thing!
P R i V A T E L i F E
[ .186. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: yes
[ .187. ] do you have a crush: on my boyfriend?
[ .188. ] do you love anyone right now: ohh, only time can tell.
[ .189. ] have you ever been in love:
[ .190. ] how many people have you liked: haha, I don't know, a lot
[ .191. ] who was your first crush: I don't remember
[ .192. ] how many hearts of have you broken: None. Well, maybe one, but that kid was a fag.
[ .193. ] how many people broke your heart: none! oh
[ .194. ] best quote to sum up love: "Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot."
[ .195. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: He's pretty cool.
[ .196. ] do you have a picture of him/her: Yeah.
[ .197. ] please post it if you do:
[.198. ] do you have a picture of yourself: yeah
[ .199. ] please post it if you do:
[ .200. ] do you go by looks or personality: both. you have to have at least some looks and a lot of personality.
[ .201. ] ever kiss a friend: sure!
[ .202. ] are you still friends: sure!
[ .203. ] so moving along..do you smoke: do I look like I have cancer? Because I don't and I don't want it either. So, in conclusion, NO.
[ .204. ] do you smoke weed: NO.
[ .205. ] ever trip on acid: I love acid.
[ .206. ] how about a little x: Nope..
[ .207. ] crack, heroin, anything else: Yeah, I love crack too. And crack whores. Oh man, I love crack whores. and sometimes I like herion, it depends on my mood. Contrary to popular belief it's not addicting at all! *pulls out syringe*
[ .208. ] beer good or beer bad: beer = bad. not that i've ever tried it.
[ .209. ] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: I'm a sissy who drinks nothing.
[ .210. ] do you like smirnoff ice: no.
[ .211. ] prefer beer or liquor: I love both (I AM COMPLETELY LYING)
[ .212. ] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: the nonexisitent type
[ .213. ] have you ever drank Hpnotiq: no?
[ .214. ] if yes, when was the last time you got some: haha
W 0 U L D Y 0 U EVER..
[ .215. ] bungee jump: yeah, I would
[ .216. ] sky dive: yeah, sure
[ .217. ] swim with dolphins: yeah
[ .218. ] scuba dive: yeah
[ .219. ] go rock climbing: yes
[ .220. ] eat something bad for $1,000,000: probably.
[ .221. ] turn your back on your friends for personal gain: depends on how much I like that friend!
[ .222. ] steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: see above!
[ .223. ] cross-dress: no - wait, who cares? I'm a girl. Dressing like a boy won't really hurt my reputation extremely bad.
[ .224. ] lie to the police: i don't know
[ .225. ] run from the police: depends on the situation
[ .226. ] lie to your parents: yeah
[ .227. ] walk up to a stranger and kiss them: no, not unless someone was paying me a large sum of money.
[ .228. ] be an exotic dancer: no, haha
[ .229. ] walk out of a restaurant without paying: yeah, if I didn't have the money, I probably would
[ .230. ] streak: haha, no.
Y 0 U R F R I E N D S
[ .231. ] friends: jade, amanda, amber, jason, kala, brittany, alyx, holly, haley, mike, tony, david, kevin, etc
[ .232. ] known longest: kala
[ .233. ] wish you talked to more: jason!
[ .234. ] wish you saw more: jade!
[ .235. ] how many friends do you think you have: who cares! a few good friends is all you need.
[ .236. ] who drives you insane after a while: Tyler Fleming.
[ .237. ] who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: I don't know...
[ .238. ] ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level': Hah, I don't think so.
[ .239. ] craziest: Haley and Holly used to be real' crazy.
[ .240. ] loudest: and loud
[ .241. ] shyest: Val, she turns red all the time.
[ .242. ] best hair: I like Haley's new hair a lot.
[ .243. ] can always make you laugh: All of them.
[ .244. ] best eyes: Nick H!
[ .243. ] best body: Uh, I don't know haha
[ .246. ] most athletic: out of that group? Kala plays soccer, right?
[ .247. ] sex symbol: nuhh
[ .248. ] hot tempered: uhh
[ .249. ] most impatient: all
[ .250. ] shortest: tony and kala!
[ .251. ] tallest: I don't know! Probably Steven Reeder. Man, that kid is tall.
[ .252. ] talented: they are all talented
[ .253. ] best singer: Amanda M
[ .254. ] skinniest: Kinder is oddly skinny. So is Andy with his freakin concave.
[ .255. ] nicest: Uh, I don't know. Kala or Nick
[ .256. ] best personality: all good, that's why I like them
[ .257. ] biggest drug user: haha, I don't know. None of my friends talk to me about the drugs they do for obvious reasons.
HAVE Y0U EVER:
[ .258. ] flashed someone: no.
[ .259. ] told a person how you felt bout them: yeah, and I should really stop telling people how I feel.
[ .260. ] been to michigan: nope.
[ .262. ] gone to jail or juvee: nopppe
[ .263. ] skateboarded: yeah
[ .264. ] skinny dipped: no
[ .265. ] stolen anything: no.
[ .266. ] wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: yeah.
[ .267. ] kicked someone's ass: haha, no
[ .268. ] pegged someone in the head with a snowball: haha.. no, I will one day, though.
[ .269. ] broke a beer bottle: nope.
[ .270. ] gotten into a bar, under-aged: no, never wanted to
[ .271. ] kissed someone of the same sex: noo
[ .273. ] gone on a road trip: nope. NOT YET! but this summer, oh boy, we are hitting the open road.
[ .274. ] gone on vacation without adult supervision: nope.
[ .275. ] been to a concert: yeah, like 9408 million of them.
[ .276. ] been to another country: not YET, but boy, I am going to Greece next summer.
[ .277. ] talked back to an adult: yeah probably.
[ .278. ] got pulled over: No!
[ .279. ] got in a car accident: No.
[ .280. ] broke a law: no, I don't know
[ .281. ] given money to a homeless person: no, they should get their own damn money. or money from someone rich. like the president. DAMN
[ .282. ] tried to kill yourself: no
[ .283. ] cried to get out of trouble: no, not in a LONG TIME
[ .284. ] kissed a friend's brother or sister: uh, I don't think so
[ .285. ] kissed a brother or sister's friend: yeah, in fifth grade. but c'mon, twins!
[ .286. ] dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways?: I don't think so
0 P I N I 0 N S
[ .287. ] what do you think...about pop music: if it's j-tim count me in.
[ .288. ] about boy bands: if it's n*sync count me in.
[ .289. ] about flag burning: flag burning? that's not creative. what about building 2 towers out of paper and then a paper plane and reinacting 9/11? and then burning those peices of paper? Because I think THAT is awesome.
[ .290. ] of the war on terrorists: "can you really call it a war since it is on an ideal, not a people?"
[ .291. ] about suicide: I wish it didn't exist.
[ .292. ] about people who try to force their opinions on you: SHUT UP! I don't care!
[ .293. ] about abortion: I'm on the fence! Haha, touchy topic to be on the fence about, but I'm undecisive to an extremity.
[ .294. ] about rock/metal music: rock n' roll is awesome. metal, i'm not so fond of.
[ .295. ] where do you think you'll be in 10 years: uh... writing a book.
[ .296. ] who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: all of them. because if not, I'll shoot some government officials for no reason at all!
W H A T D I D Y 0 0 H D 0
[ .297. ] last birthday: I was in BRANSON AND IT WAS RE-TARD-ED
[ .298. ] yesterday: went to school, reviewed for the final. then I went to Amber's house and studied for finals.
[ .299. ] last weekend: Friday there was a show at some venue. With uh, Bi-Level and Sophomore and stuff. Saturday was a theathre guild party thing.
[ .300. ] christmas: got lots of presents.. went to the movies with Amber, Haley and Holly.
[ .301. ] thanksgiving: went to grandma's?
[ .302. ] new year's: I was here? I think, yeah. my crazy neighbor came over, good times.
[ .303. ] halloween: went over to Brittany's for a while, did a bit of trick or treating, came home.
[ .304. ] easter: stuff. Daniel gave me a basket. It was cute.
[ .305. ] valentine's day: went to Engler Park with Stupid and then to Dairy Queen. It was alright.
T H E L A S T
[ .306. ] thing you ate: m and ms
[ .307. ] thing you drank: water
[ .308. ] thing you wore: uh, go go jonah... pants, shoes
[ .309. ] place you went: school.
[ .310. ] thing you got pierced/tattooed: my ears in second grade
[ .311. ] person you saw: MY mom, but before that MAnders
[ .312. ] person you kissed: Daniel
[ .313. ] person you hugged: I don't remember
[ .314. ] person you talked to: Manders
[ .315. ] song you heard: "Attention" by The Academy Is...
[ .316. ] what are you eating: nothing
[ .317. ] what are you drinking: nothing
[ .318. ] what are you wearing: jeans, go go jonah shirt, blue and yellow tennis shoes
[ .320. ] hat: haha, my Will Smith hat.
[ .321. ] listening to: "Jellybones" by The UNICORNS
[ .322. ] talking to anyone: NOPE
[ .323. ] are you pissed i made this so long: i guess. i knew what i was getting in to./
Y or N
[ .324. ] are you a vegetarian: nope.
[ .325. ] do you like cows: they kind of stink, but other than that, sure
[ .326. ] are you a bxtch: no?
[ .327. ] are you artistic: HELL YEAH. hahaha not really.
[ .328. ] do you write poetry: oh yeah. i write poems. oh yeahh. you just wait.
[ .329. ] are you a fast runner: no, not really, but I like running. too bad i'm too lazy to do it.
[ .330. ] can you ski: no
[ .331. ] are you british: boy, I am so British.
[ .332. ] do you want to spear britney: hahaha, gosh.. CLEVER.
[ .333. ] do the voices talk to you: my friends talk to me, and they have voices
[ .334. ] did you ever give barbie a haircut: yeah, I did, but it wasn't noticable because I didn't want to ruin her. I'm livin' on the edge!
[ .335. ] would you eat mac & cheese with hot dogs in it: haha, maybe? probably not.
[ .336. ] do you think disney creators were on acid when they made 'alice in wonderland: haha, who cares. it wasn't the disney creators who wrote it.
[ .337. ] are you straight: yyyyes
[ .338. ] are you stupid, insane, and another physically handicapped: yes, I am all of those combined together to create a super retard.
[ .339. ] are you nice: most of the time.
[ .340. ] are you naughty: no.
[ .341. ] are you short: no.
[ .342. ] are you tall: no.
[ .343. ] do you own a hot pink shirt: yes, many. but I'm a girl, so I'm allowed, you fags.
[ .344. ] how about orange pants: orangish capris
[ .345. ] can you see the flying monkeys: when i watch 'wizard of oz'
[ .346. ] are you evil : nope.
[ .347. ] did you ever know someone who had a mullet: That one guy who I see running across the highway sometimes on the way home from school. He counts, right?
[ .348. ] is britney a whore: get over it!
[ .349. ] are you a teenage zombie: Crap yeah.
[ .350. ] am i annoying you?: yeah, you're sort of retarded.
[ .351. ] do you like marilyn manson: yes. goth kids make my knees weak.
[ .352. ] are you secretly from another planet: I hope so!
[ .353. ] did you ever touch someone else's private parts: hahahah!
[ .354. ] this is over are you happy now: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwh