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[hates_leeks]

Those aren't even real, idiot.

[letskickass]

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THEN WHY ARE THEY RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND TRYING TO KILL ME!?

[hates_leeks]

Then why the hell aren't you RUNNING instead of TYPING?!

[letskickass]

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I AM RUNNING! I'M TYPING ON A CELL PHONE!

[hiyo_piyo]

Stop flailing! NOW.

Stop flailing so that I can keep a good grip on you!

[letskickass]

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YOU'RE FLAILING MORE THEN I AM SO SHUT UP!

[hiyo_piyo]

Not!

Stay in front of me! You can be the human shield!

[letskickass]

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I'M NOT BEING A HUMAN SHIELD!!!

[bananas_an]

USE YOUR BOOM STICK!

[letskickass]

WHAT BOOM STICK?!

[bananas_an]

No boom stick? You have fire?

They're slow. Can you run away?

[letskickass]

WE ARE RUNNING! BUT THE POLTERGEISTS KEEP SLOWING US DOWN!!

[lovetilmitt]

Ack! I was hoping you would get off easy.

[letskickass]

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THIS IS NOT GETTING OFF EASY!!! FUCKING ZOMBIES!!!

[lovetilmitt]

KICK THEIR ASS!

[letskickass]

I CAN'T KICK THERE ASS WITH SOMEONE HANGING ON TO ME!!! THE IDIOT WON'T LET GO!!!

[marvelous_ruin]

Can you not fight them off? I thought you were a mercenary.

[letskickass]

It's kind of hard for me to fight them when I've got an annoying guy hanging on to me for dear life and he won't let go!

[marvelous_ruin]

Oh, yes. That would put a damper on what you're capable of doing. I'm sorry.

[letskickass]

My specialty is martial arts, so I usually need my body somewhat free to fight. I just don't have that option at the moment.