Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey ( Read more... )

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there are a few things that i need. in case anyone wants to save me lots and lots of money, here ya go....
(there's lots. that was a heads up.)


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i am the most accident-prone person i am aware of.

while serving myself spaghetti and meatballs, i dropped the glass lid to a pot. it shattered upon contact, and shards flew into my foot. blood gushed everywhere. it was surreal.

i was watching final destination 2 at the time. makes you think, doesn't it? oh yes, makes you think ( Read more... )

my apartment smells like a skunk. my first instinct is to blame jeremy, but, lord i hope i'm wrong....

today has been a good day where food is concerned. however, having spent the majority of the day trying to muster up the energy and drive to pack, i didn't feel much like gorging myself.

"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth. You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."

oh yes, i nearly forgot....
( miles and shaolin need attention, as well. )

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tonight, i swallowed some bugs while drinking my juice. and i felt a bit calm in the midst of everything that is plaguing me.

thank you. not for the bugs. for the peace of mind.

Letterfromelise (11:33:10 PM): gary oldman is gorgeous ( Read more... )