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[analexperiment]

[So, there's a guy that's been following you for a while. He doesn't seem like a threat since he's unarmed, but he seems pretty annoying because all he does is follow you.

He just hasn't thought of what to say yet.

Or well, maybe he does. After following you for a while, he finally decides to speak up.]

Hi there!

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[getmesomewhisky]

[Xanxus has had the feeling that someone is following him for a little while now, but he decides to ignore it. And from there, his irritation keeps growing and growing until he finally hears the voice speak up.]

What the fuck do you want.

[analexperiment]

Woah there, horsie. I just wanted to know what's goin' on in this place.

[getmesomewhisky]

I don't know.

[analexperiment]

... helpful!

[greedy_viper]

[and little baby IS very annoyed, but, well. he does seem harmless, so we'll just turn around before you get too close and fill our hood with tentacles to ward you off]

Mu~ What do you want?

[and how much are you willing to pay?]

[analexperiment]

...

Well! Information, maybe! I'd technically be the source of information for situations like this, but my laptop's gone and so are my other stuff.

[greedy_viper]

Mu~. So I take it you wouldn't be able to pay me, would you?

[turning and starting off again.]

Information costs money, you kno~w.

[especially the life saving kind.]

[analexperiment]

Iiiiii could give you my clothes, but I don't think they cost a lot! [he laughs at his own... pathetic joke.]

[godeyes]

Do you want something?

[analexperiment]

You got it!

A little bitta this, a little bitta that, you know! The 411.

[godeyes]

Excuse me? [what the hell are you talking about kid]

[analexperiment]

Info, low down, all that stuff.

[magic_sidekick]

[She turns around surprised.]

Oh! Are you new here? I've never seen you around here before.

[analexperiment]

New? I guess I am! [he laughs, then places his hands on his hips]

Where's here, anyway?

[magic_sidekick]

[She laughs as well.]

Here is a deserted village where monsters try to eat you at night. That's not funny though.

[analexperiment]

[HE JUST LAUGHS SOME MORE]