Attack of the Killer Snakeheads - More Than an Urban Legend

Jul 17, 2004 12:31

I found this story by searching Google. I started looking after Ryan Hunt told me all about the insanely terrifying SNAKEHEAD FISH ( Read more... )

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spongemike July 17 2004, 18:38:59 UTC
holy shit fuck that fish! i'll fucking eat him. that is actually scary and for some reason i checked under the computer table for one. i am scared of lakes like kyle's now! your pictures in addition to being cute shots of mostly naked boys hand in hand leaping into the warm and soothing waters of lake kyle could've included shots of snakehead fish tearing them limb from limb and mangling their outsides! shit.

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letsshagdance July 18 2004, 19:29:49 UTC
there's this pond at my dad's house and danny and i are SURE SURE SURE of it that sometime in the near future these terrible mutant dog sized walking fuckin fish are going to crawl out and ATTACK his house! and then his crazy new wife will shoot them while they're eating her tiny stupid dogs and then my dad will run screaming with a gigant cigar in his mouth.

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iamkate July 17 2004, 19:22:48 UTC
I remember this story from back in 2002! I was at Baja Bean in C-ville with some girls from camp and this guy in the booth behind us was talking, loudly, about a fish that can walk on land and is going to destroy Maryland. We were like, what in the fuck? And then, being huge nerds, got online and looked it up. And sho nuff it's like a baby fish-Godzilla in Maryland. But they can get to be like 5 feet long or something. CRAZY.

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letsshagdance July 18 2004, 19:30:38 UTC
THAT SHIT IS BIGGER THAN YOU, KATE! BIGGER THAN YOU! IT'LL UNHINGE ITS JAW AND SWALLOW YOU!

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drownmylegsarm July 18 2004, 07:51:16 UTC
i'll be damned if one of those fish didnt steel my car last week. and it ate the dingo that ate my baby. or something like that.

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letsshagdance July 18 2004, 19:27:58 UTC
THAT SHIT CAN WALK! IT'LL EAT YOU!

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drownmylegsarm July 19 2004, 02:45:32 UTC
and impregnate your wife and children

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letsshagdance July 19 2004, 04:46:20 UTC
of course.

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wanthe_girlad July 21 2004, 11:48:00 UTC
Hey, you. It's me. I'm Bubbles. CALL ME ON THE PHONE! Call me on the 8450148. It sure is a number.

Please call me?

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letsshagdance July 21 2004, 19:51:00 UTC
If I don't get a chance to holler before the show Saturday, I'll see you at that!

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anonymous July 23 2004, 19:57:10 UTC
wow... so that's a movie too... that was on last night... and it seems as though those things eat people... but only if you give them human growth hormones... anyway... do you know how to get to the show tomorrow night?
-mike

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letsshagdance July 23 2004, 20:42:16 UTC
they are scarrryyyyy!!

as for the show.. i actually don't know where it is, other than the fact that it's at a church off of rivermont. i wish i could tell you more, but you could prob ask patso b/c i'm sure he knows the way.

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