I decided to spork a chapter of Twilight because it makes me feel better about my writing.

( purple prose )

 FUCK YES OBAMA!

I feel kind of stupid saying that because i didn't vote, but that's only because i live in fucking redneck land, aka south carolina and couldn't get off work. but i did support him all the way and you're winning baby. fuck yes!

I'm so excited for President Obama!

 Today my cousin had her baby, a beautiful baby boy with a head full of hair. I came home from the hospital to find my pet rat Topanga dying. I can't decide if today was amazing or horrible.

This is just the rough draft so I'm sure there are plenty of mistakes.

Prologue:

Eight-year-old Belinda laughed as her father jumped out from behind the couch.

“I’m going to get you.” He said, laughing as as he ran towards her, his arms outstretched to grab the child.

She squealed running away, “Help!” She yelled as her father grabbed her ( Read more... )

Don't worry this wont' make sense to anyone but me ( Read more... )

I found this Harry Potter fic, it's awful, so of course I will make fun of it.

( Love is Stronger than Hate...but not badfic )

 I really don't understand how anyone can like sarah palin. i just don't get it. I can understand liking McCain, he seems like a decent guy, a veteran but Sarah Palin, really? I just don't understand ( Read more... )

I found an old binder of poems I've written and most of them are juvenile just like you'd expect for something written before the ages of 14-16 when I hadn't really experienced much outside of my little clique but there's one poem that I really like the middle of so I thought I'd share it. It's about a girl who's gotten way to far into the drugs ( Read more... )