Behind Blue Eyes
Ralph Fiennes turns me on. Haha, is that wrong? I think it's the accent. Or the eyes.
Anyways, so I'd forgotten that I said I would go up island today, so I did that with a friend and her mum. It was pretty fun, and I picked up a few trinkets.
Occasionally, when browsing grouphug.us, I find really hilarious confessions. Some of which are:
"my name is Del and i saw this rock on the beach....god knows why but i was intruguied by it...almost sexually...but not quite. yeah, i went up to the rock and wanted to feel it's smoothness under my feet, but I slipped on it and rolled down the beach. i had to have stitches in my knee and it was so embarrassing. my friend rupert won't stop laughing about it" (haha, I love that the rock was sexual)
"Some trashy people disrespected my wife recently. Now I'm going to have to clean. I'm getting too old for this.
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Cleaning can be such a hassle.
Though I've never done it, I'm Sicilian with a large Sicilian family." (I thought this was completely random)
"I've been wearing the same pair of pants every day for the last week, because I'm too lazy to do laundry." (totally understandable)
"...She was Jewish and had big tits, although with a swimming cap on she looked a bit like a falcon. " (haha, the word 'falcon' gives such imagery)
"sometimes i look around a room and wonder which girls are on their periods. i wonder if anyone else does this. " (haha, I've done that)
"I can't stand white people, they are so ignorant. They don't understand ANYTHING." (I love the irony in this post, what an ignorant statement)
"I had jaw surgery... Now everything I ate is so salty... I think I might switch to all natural foods and become one of those preachy assholes who don't like preservatives." (haha)
"i think art garfunkel used to be really cute." (haha, so do I!)
"i have sexual thoughts about paul mc cartney from the beatles...not the paul of today..but the one around 1964.i wasent even born until 1979. i feel like a dork, i even married a guy who looks like the 1964 paul."
"I like to listen to Paul Simon's Kodachrome while looking at gore websites and I find myself laughing constantly." (A little disturbing...)
"Once I had this dream where I was riding a seahorse and I got married to it. The next day I went to the aquariam and stared at the seahorses for half an hour. then when I hid in the bathroom and after everyone left I tried to steal one so I could get married to it but I got caught and the security guys had to escort me out. Now I'm married to the security guy who escorted me out." (That's so cute!)
Anyways, so I'd forgotten that I said I would go up island today, so I did that with a friend and her mum. It was pretty fun, and I picked up a few trinkets.
Occasionally, when browsing grouphug.us, I find really hilarious confessions. Some of which are:
"my name is Del and i saw this rock on the beach....god knows why but i was intruguied by it...almost sexually...but not quite. yeah, i went up to the rock and wanted to feel it's smoothness under my feet, but I slipped on it and rolled down the beach. i had to have stitches in my knee and it was so embarrassing. my friend rupert won't stop laughing about it" (haha, I love that the rock was sexual)
"Some trashy people disrespected my wife recently. Now I'm going to have to clean. I'm getting too old for this.
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Cleaning can be such a hassle.
Though I've never done it, I'm Sicilian with a large Sicilian family." (I thought this was completely random)
"I've been wearing the same pair of pants every day for the last week, because I'm too lazy to do laundry." (totally understandable)
"...She was Jewish and had big tits, although with a swimming cap on she looked a bit like a falcon. " (haha, the word 'falcon' gives such imagery)
"sometimes i look around a room and wonder which girls are on their periods. i wonder if anyone else does this. " (haha, I've done that)
"I can't stand white people, they are so ignorant. They don't understand ANYTHING." (I love the irony in this post, what an ignorant statement)
"I had jaw surgery... Now everything I ate is so salty... I think I might switch to all natural foods and become one of those preachy assholes who don't like preservatives." (haha)
"i think art garfunkel used to be really cute." (haha, so do I!)
"i have sexual thoughts about paul mc cartney from the beatles...not the paul of today..but the one around 1964.i wasent even born until 1979. i feel like a dork, i even married a guy who looks like the 1964 paul."
"I like to listen to Paul Simon's Kodachrome while looking at gore websites and I find myself laughing constantly." (A little disturbing...)
"Once I had this dream where I was riding a seahorse and I got married to it. The next day I went to the aquariam and stared at the seahorses for half an hour. then when I hid in the bathroom and after everyone left I tried to steal one so I could get married to it but I got caught and the security guys had to escort me out. Now I'm married to the security guy who escorted me out." (That's so cute!)