(Audio)

[letztesmajor]

There is an alien autopsy book with your name on the diagrams.

Comments

[Voice] POLAND LOEV YOU THIS MUCH, MAJOR

[reckless_eagle]

Ugh, you again?

I like, hope it makes your life Hell. Or you could like, do everybody ever a huge favor, and crawl back into whatever pit spawned you to die again.

Re: [Voice] Thanks, I love you too!

[letztesmajor]

Me again.

Aren't you due for an anal probe?

[Voice] <3333333

[reckless_eagle]

I--What?

[He sounds... confused. He'd be embarrassed as all Hell, except that most of what he knows about sex comes from horse breeding and the Bible, and he's never gotten the nerve up to ask someone how two dudes get it on.]

Re: [Voice]

[letztesmajor]

Never mind. You're boring me.

[Audio]

[hellyesamerica]

[oblivious since she doesn't know your face or voice. here have some american advice]

Geez, everyone sounds so violent. Poor little guys, I'm glad they can't get hurt!

You know, if you talk to them like a friend they'll act nicer! Trust me~

Re: [Audio]

[letztesmajor]

What is that noise in the background then?

[Audio]

[hellyesamerica]

..George just gets a little excited! Nothing to be worried about!

[Ignore her nervous laugh after that]

Re: [Audio]

[letztesmajor]

Is something burning?

[audio]

[idkmybfftony]

[He coughs a few times.]

Don't you even think of hurting them! They're way smarter than you are!

Re: [audio]

[letztesmajor]

You sound ill.

[audio]

[idkmybfftony]

..That has nothing to do with what I said.

Re: [audio]

[letztesmajor]

What you said was stupid, so I ignored it.

[mother_land]

Hn.

[letztesmajor]

Hn?

[mother_land]

You are strange, for a human.

[letztesmajor]

Oh? And what are you?

[jesusing_clown]

Isn't that a little extreme?

[letztesmajor]

So?

[jesusing_clown]

So... So that's bad!

[letztesmajor]

I don't think you will find many here who agree with that assessment.