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[letztesmajor]

The weather has gotten colder. It's beginning to remind me of Unternehmen Barbarossa.

The penguins would hardly be good subjects however, I miss that about the real thing. The experiments had no end of candidates.

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[wrong_lever]

Experiments, did you say?

[letztesmajor]

Why yes, we were working on vampires.

[wrong_lever]

How marvelous! What sort of experimentation?

And you thought Yzma was crazy...

[letztesmajor]

We were hoping to duplicate true midians, but we hadn't made them yet. After Barbarossa we were limited to ghouls.

Russians make poor subjects overall, but they take so long to die...

[mashespotatoes]

This is nothing like that.

I think when the Major smiles, a puppy dies

[letztesmajor]

Oh, good morning Fatherland, and here I thought I was being shunned.

He probably wishes it were true.

[mashespotatoes]

If I don't have business with you, there are no reasons to talk.

No, he wishes they wold become vampiric servent puppies of evil.

[letztesmajor]

Do you have business with me now?