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leupagus

("if i could mail you a punch in the face i would.")

Sep 02, 2011 12:49

Oh my God, dudes, I am so sick. So, so - like, this is a sickness Unknown By Any Other. And yes I'm being totally melodramatic but I very rarely get, like, sick sick, so this is ratcheting up my melodramameter up to 11. I'm on WebMD every five minutes. On the plus side, I've ruled out Legionnaire's Disease and leprosy. WOO ( Read more... )

-but where's the cheese with my whine, -tea and sympathy, -y'all are cool, -promptfest needs a catchier title

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mandalaya September 2 2011, 20:35:57 UTC

For some reason, Steve/Kono sounds the most appealing to me at the mo', although I almost never read het fic. Nonetheless, two BAMFs seems to be today's "kink", so bring it!

leupagus September 2 2011, 20:38:51 UTC

Ooh, excellent choice!

Kono and Steve are hanging out on a weekend and start having an "anything you can do, I can do better" type of competition. It... devolves from there.

mandalaya September 8 2011, 20:33:52 UTC

(This is brief, but you said anything counts)

Steve: I'm pretty sure that last one is illegal in several states.

Kono: So, bonus points?

Steve: Absolutely! Now watch this!

Kono: Nice! Have you tried it backwards, like this?

Steve: Navy SEALs aren't about doing it fancy, we're about doing it right. Here, blindfold me.

Kono: But looking is part of the fun.

Steve: But blindfolded...are we still talking about the...I mean. Okay, yes, and

Kono: Shut up and show me how good you are at this.

leupagus September 9 2011, 10:09:11 UTC

Anything counts - and way to go, Kono!

patchcat September 2 2011, 20:43:52 UTC

I'll bite. No, not literally Been needing a kick in the pants to get back into it, sooooo...

H50, Steve/Danny

I do hope you feel better, hun. *sends healthy thoughts*

leupagus September 2 2011, 20:55:08 UTC

Okay, inspired by your icon - Steve gets a cat. (For whatever reason - maybe that's what they had in the house when they were kids, IDK.) Except the cat hates him and loves Danny.

patchcat September 2 2011, 21:04:13 UTC

*dies laughing* Oh, this is perfect!

perspi September 2 2011, 20:48:46 UTC

WELL, OKAY, MEME-Y WRITING SEEMS TO WORK FOR ME, SO:

H50? Any character/pairing-or-not, whatever you want, babe.

leupagus September 2 2011, 20:57:12 UTC

Well, we know that Chin has a house (I'd say it's probably a nice house, since he put up his mortgage as a loan to the guy for the thing, but it's Hawai'i so who knows), so I'd like to see one of those Danny-moves-in-with-Steve tropes with Chin instead. Not Chin/Danny if you don't want - mostly I just want Chin feeding Danny these steadily more-amazing local delicacies and Steve being bereft at getting left out and Kono constantly talking about common-law marriage.

anybody got a name for this? perspi September 4 2011, 03:42:02 UTC

Chin's not quite sure how it happened--okay, so his math may have been a little off when he told Danny he was with him 1000% on the Hanamoa case, but that doesn't really explain how Danny keeps following him home, nights they've been out drinking too much, or why Danny calls him when his apartment building needs fumigating and he decides he'd rather move altogether, but here they are. Danny's spent the last week making himself more comfortable, and if Chin's been kind of slow with helping in Danny's apartment hunting, well. He's getting more comfortable, too.

And for all he'd rather no one else know what he's thinking, Chin doesn't lie to himself. There's a reason he keeps bringing Danny food--the man is appreciative, licking his fingers right out in public, and it edges on obscene. So when Chin gets to see him at home, when Danny rolls out of the guest room and isn't yet armored for the day, he can't help himself. He presses a mug of fresh coffee into Danny's waiting hands, shares his toast covered in ohelo berry jam. Danny's even ( ... )

Re: anybody got a name for this? theeverdream September 4 2011, 07:34:31 UTC

The only name I can think of for it is "AWESOME"

or maybe "nrrrgh"

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imaginarycircus September 2 2011, 20:49:13 UTC

H50 Danny/Steve

leupagus September 2 2011, 20:58:10 UTC

Danny's Camaro breaks down while he's driving around on one of his days off. He calls Steve for a ride - Steve shows up in the Merc.

Machinations - part one imaginarycircus September 3 2011, 02:09:18 UTC

Of course it's raining when the engine stutters after something snaps against the hood of the car. He twists the keys in the ignition and the engine won't even turn over. Danny would lay even money on the odds that he'd thrown a belt, but right now he has to get to Grace's school to pick her up. He could call a taxi, but really the man owes him. So Danny calls Steve ( ... )

Re: Machinations - part one leupagus September 3 2011, 02:28:17 UTC

Oh my God, so precious. SO PRECIOUS.

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tailoredshirt September 2 2011, 21:07:37 UTC

Well, I'm crazy so okay. H50, any gen, het, femslash, or Steve/Danny.

leupagus September 2 2011, 21:19:27 UTC

You're crazy in the BEST possible way.

Steve/Danny, Danny has to have a pretty serious fitness regimen to look the way he does, and one day Steve finds him at the gym working out. And is floored by the sight of Danny in a wifebeater and boxer's shorts, working a bag in the back of the gym.

tailoredshirt September 2 2011, 21:22:49 UTC

Oh man, I'm so bad at UST, lol. BUT LET'S GIVE IT A TRY SHALL WE.

leupagus September 2 2011, 21:23:45 UTC

YOU CAN RESOLVE THAT ST ALL YOU WANT.