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Movie quotes (asked by juliane):


1. "Everyone has an Agenda. Everyone"
   --Banky, Chasing Amy


2. "A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." Think about that for a while."
   --Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh, Bull Durham (The deep mysteries of life explained ;) )


3. "Juuuust a bit outside"
   -- Harry Doyle, Major League (cracks me up every time. And for added bonus every time someone airmails a pitch straight to the backstop I hear Bob Ueckers voice in my head.)


4. "Well, I have to admit that things are really starting to look up for me since my life turned to shit."
   --Seymour, Ghost World (Unfortunately I can't quote the whole movie here)


5. "A man with a whole lotta sense once said 'Blues aint nothin but a good man feeling bad'"
   --Willy Brown, Crossroads (I'd feel bad too if Daniel San was tramping with me to Mississippi)

Incidents involving a pair of swimming trunks (asked by cryptic_teapot):
(Loved the question, but I have to expand it a little to memorable moments where I was wearing swimming trunks.)


1. I must have been 15, our 'gang' was swimming in a lake, after we left the water one girl decided to go topless. Talk about surprise, you look around and OMG! I was mostly concerned to not look like a deer in headlights (I was 15, and that were live breasts! are you kiddin me, wtf?! did she go to a torture class or something?), and it was like ignoring the pink elephant in the living room. everyone acted like nothing was going on, the guys tried not to stare, the girl all had that "Shes such a SLUT" look.
   My best friend, who tried to hook up with her all through high school, couldn't believe it. Women, seriously, unbelievable.


2. Same lake and people as above, 3 years later, night swimming. Last time we all where there before school ended and everyone took off in a different direction. Very nice.


3. Swimming in a river (the Doubs, if you wanna look it up) in France. Awesome. Great countryside, the river and me.


4. Me swimming 400m and beating that stupid class president asshole by 100m. Hehe. And my time was good enough for a 'D'. Which was ok.


5. Female gym teacher. Swimming, 11th grade, she had some kind of wardrobe malfunction (if you're not going to swim, don't wear a bathing suit, easy as that). Didn't increase her respect rating.

from snownoid:

hyperonyms and hyponyms
*g* well, I looked it up, don't have favourites though (since until just now I didn't even know there was such a thing)

Hairstyles
Can't even give my top 5 women hairstyles, because, and that might be shocking to women, as long as it is not outrageously ugly men (or at least I) don't care. as long as it complements the rest everything will be fine. And even ugly grows back, so just go for whatever you feel. short? fine. long? sure. curls? whatever. Just don't color them blonde.

OK, maybe this top 5 thing was a little to generally worded, can't make a list of everything :-/