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does anyone remember "thespark.com"? cause zel reminded me about it yesterday and i was like "holy shit! i havnt taken those tests since like yr 9!!!!" so i went and took the death test just before.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
Wednesday, May 23rd 2057
At the tender age of 71 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (4%) ---> is this supposed to be a dirty saying? cause it sure sounds like it...but i hope it aint cause i certainly dun wanna die like that o.O
Suicide (3%)
i wonder if my results were the same back then? hmmm, shoulda saved it or something dammit.
lmfao, im taking the stress test atm and this qu. goes "16. Are you directly responsible for the well-being of an invalid, senile, or otherwise Canadian person? " (guess that's zel hey? lol)
You exhibit a Stress Factor of
((( 21% )))
-which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and a simpleton. Avoid operating heavy machinery.
Compared to others...
Worldwide Stress Average: 22%
46% better off than you - 5% like you - 48% worse off than you
im pretty sure i stress more than that :P
lmfao. 26. Early to bed, early to rise...
a) makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise
b) gives that man a small penis size
You can't be that lazy, can you? Taking that into account, you are officially...
41% Lazy!
That's higher than the worldwide average of 39%!
Compared to others...
63% less lazy than you - 5% as lazy as you - 32% blah blah blah...
Man, that's pretty bad.....im already extremely lazy....and there are 32% worse than me? o.O
12. Which would you rather have with your crush? Think carefully.
a)A one-night stand
b)A one-life marriage
lol, that's a cruel question.
17 Let's play Metaphors. What pair of animals best describes your interactions with your crush?
a)lion-antelope ---> that just sounds like rape lol
b)vulture-roadkill ---> eeeeewwww
c)human-donkey ---> i aint into beastiality kthx ;p
d)donkey-donkey ---> why did it have to be 2 donkeys? lol
You are officially...
10% in Love!
That's lustier than the worldwide average of 20% in love!
Compared to others...
30% lustier than you - 3% equal to you - 67% more in love than you
dayum, only 10%? sorry isa babe, j/k j/k i <3<3<3 you vely much lol :P
ok last one, i promise ;p
The results are in... thou art:
35% Wench!
That's lower than the worldwide average of 38%!
Of the 10,986,696 test takers so far...
54% can use a gun.
48% have been in a catfight.
44% have cheated in a relationship.
52% forget birthdays.
49% blamed a friend for farting.
27% gnawed while making nice.
18% wear lots of hairspray.
23% stomped on someone with high heels.
Fact: Women who like the taste of beer are MORE likely to cheat on their boyfriends. (HA! I HATE BEER! :P)
the psych guy up on lvl 12 is soooooo nice. he changed me, isa and sylv all into one class. and he changed isa's lab over the fone too! even after sylv went up, he was still so nice.....even tho he was harrassed about that class 3 times in like 5 minutes, hahaha. i wish there were more ppl like that in the world. they make everyone's lives happier.
anyways....i really should do h/w instead -_- get distracted so easily......i think i might go read some manga first tho ;p
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
Wednesday, May 23rd 2057
At the tender age of 71 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (4%) ---> is this supposed to be a dirty saying? cause it sure sounds like it...but i hope it aint cause i certainly dun wanna die like that o.O
Suicide (3%)
i wonder if my results were the same back then? hmmm, shoulda saved it or something dammit.
lmfao, im taking the stress test atm and this qu. goes "16. Are you directly responsible for the well-being of an invalid, senile, or otherwise Canadian person? " (guess that's zel hey? lol)
You exhibit a Stress Factor of
((( 21% )))
-which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and a simpleton. Avoid operating heavy machinery.
Compared to others...
Worldwide Stress Average: 22%
46% better off than you - 5% like you - 48% worse off than you
im pretty sure i stress more than that :P
lmfao. 26. Early to bed, early to rise...
a) makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise
b) gives that man a small penis size
You can't be that lazy, can you? Taking that into account, you are officially...
41% Lazy!
That's higher than the worldwide average of 39%!
Compared to others...
63% less lazy than you - 5% as lazy as you - 32% blah blah blah...
Man, that's pretty bad.....im already extremely lazy....and there are 32% worse than me? o.O
12. Which would you rather have with your crush? Think carefully.
a)A one-night stand
b)A one-life marriage
lol, that's a cruel question.
17 Let's play Metaphors. What pair of animals best describes your interactions with your crush?
a)lion-antelope ---> that just sounds like rape lol
b)vulture-roadkill ---> eeeeewwww
c)human-donkey ---> i aint into beastiality kthx ;p
d)donkey-donkey ---> why did it have to be 2 donkeys? lol
You are officially...
10% in Love!
That's lustier than the worldwide average of 20% in love!
Compared to others...
30% lustier than you - 3% equal to you - 67% more in love than you
dayum, only 10%? sorry isa babe, j/k j/k i <3<3<3 you vely much lol :P
ok last one, i promise ;p
The results are in... thou art:
35% Wench!
That's lower than the worldwide average of 38%!
Of the 10,986,696 test takers so far...
54% can use a gun.
48% have been in a catfight.
44% have cheated in a relationship.
52% forget birthdays.
49% blamed a friend for farting.
27% gnawed while making nice.
18% wear lots of hairspray.
23% stomped on someone with high heels.
Fact: Women who like the taste of beer are MORE likely to cheat on their boyfriends. (HA! I HATE BEER! :P)
the psych guy up on lvl 12 is soooooo nice. he changed me, isa and sylv all into one class. and he changed isa's lab over the fone too! even after sylv went up, he was still so nice.....even tho he was harrassed about that class 3 times in like 5 minutes, hahaha. i wish there were more ppl like that in the world. they make everyone's lives happier.
anyways....i really should do h/w instead -_- get distracted so easily......i think i might go read some manga first tho ;p