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Dear "jazz orchestra",
Do not.
Love, Jenn
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Internet-ly annoying my mom 'cuz I'm not home.
Jenn: there's an elephant on the floor
Mom: odd story on the news... A baby hippo in the Berlin zoo was shown for the first time to the public. The baby hippo is named Kathy'. This is news???
Jenn: Kathy. that's a great hippo name
Mom: I would think Bertha would be more apt
Jenn: xD why?
Mom: I don't know ( Read more... ) -
THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DRESS IN DRAG:
YOUR LIFE TURNS TO SHIT
AND YOU'LL HAVE TO BLOW UP A CHURCH
AND THEN YOU GO INSANE
AND THEY PUT YOU IN AN ASYLUM
AND YOU THINK YOU'RE A WOMAN FOR LIKE A YEAR
I don't wish to have this lifestyle.
: |
My entries get better every day. Don't watch Love Exposure.
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OUTBREAK COUPLE YUKATA!
Went on Twitter.
Wanted to understand what the hell them AAA kids were talking about.
Chose one to translate.
GOOGLE TRANSLATE SAYS
"SkyHidaka Fuck I hope everyone was struck by torrential rains? Uh No ~ (; ¯ O ¯) RT @ uno_uno_0716: Outbreak couple yukata! oh NO ~ (¯ ◇ ¯;)"
