tweak

[levitate_me]

ahhhh, so stressed.

I need a hug...
and a cigarette (7x)
and a nap
and alcohol
and new deodorant (ambition pfft)
and karen carpenter
and a new piercing
and a fucking lacoste polo (LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR)
and my lovers (saving the best for last, of course)

Comments

I know my calculus. YOU + ME = SEX.

[homogenization]

I'm dissapointed that your mom didn't get you that polo...what a tit. I can provide you with hugs, imitation Karen Carpenter, and LOVIN. You know why? Because we've only just begun...

...Melissa can probably swipe you some of her dad's MAN DEODERANT, though.

Tambourine WomYn

[skantgirl]

I can supply the sweet cigarrates and alcohol