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[leviticus_lied]

I'm watching Elizabeth: The Golden Age. I really, really want Ruler/Favored Servant. Slash, obviously, because the only servants allowed close enough were Ladies-In-Waiting. I don't really want to go there with a King, though, because that brings on possession and primal urges as excuses.

I want femmeslash that's mostly the women being beautiful,

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[exorcise]

I have plans for Always-a-girl!Patrick who is a cross dresser that binds her boobs, makes out with gay scene boys and gives awesome bjs and no one is the wiser.

What is wrong with us.

[leviticus_lied]

ABSO FUCKING LUTELY NOTHING, it that's the result!

DOES PETE FIND OUT. DOES HE REASSESS HIS LOVE OF PENIS. BECAUSE HE FINALLY CAME TO TERMS WITH LIKING BOY!PAT, AND NOW THIS? JFC!

[exorcise]

OKAY!! I THINK I CAN LIVE WITH THIS ANSWER.

lol yes, PETE IS REALLY GLAD THAT PATRICK GIVES HIM BLOW JOBS WHENEVER HE SEES HIM AT SHOWS? BUT HE ALSO WANTS TO KNOW HIM MORE AND BUY HIM PANCAKES AND FUCKING CUDDLE BECAUSE HE REALLY LIKES PATRICK, EVEN IF HE'S A BOY! AND PATRICK IS VERY PARTICULAR ABOUT THE WHOLE SEX THING. THERE IS NO TOUCHING, HE ONLY TOUCHES PETE AND ONLY PETE IS THE ONE THAT GETS OFF. ONE NIGHT HE STICKS HIS HANDS IN PATRICK'S PANTS AND IS LIKE 'WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK' AND PATRICK SHOVES HIM AND RUNS OFF. PETE CATCHES HIM AND IS LIKE 'WHAT IS GOING ON >:| I DESERVE AN ANSWER!!!' AND THEN PATRICK IS LIKE 'I'M PATRICIA, OKAY? -SARCASTIC LAUGH- PATRICIA MARLENE STUMP THE SECOND. JUST GO AWAY.' AND PETE JUST SITS DOWN NEXT TO HER AND IS LIKE 'I'M PETER LEWIS KINGSTON WENTZ THE THIRD. I WIN. NOW LET ME BUY YOU DINNER.'

later on pete will be like 'SO, DO YOU, LIKE, WANT TO BE A BOY?' .... 'YOU WEAR EYELINER AND GIRL PANTS, DO YOU WANT TO BE A GIRL?' .... 'GOOD POINT.'

and then sex.

[leviticus_lied]

I LOVE YOU.

[rotynd]

OMG I'M TELLING YOU, THAT IS ALL I CAN SEE IN ANY PERIOD DRAMA EVER. And all of those fairy stories with a Devoted Servant (TM), who is always the same gender as their Person, so right on. Have you seen Duchess yet? That line in the trailer about robbing her of her only friend? NOT ABOUT A GUY.

Also, we will be even more adorable, for as long as you can put up with me fawning at you. Because seriously, I can break records at fawning, and that's with family. Your awesomeness knows no bounds, is all.

God I love you. Unrelated to the post, just randomly.

[leviticus_lied]

:DDDD YOU MAKE ME SO FUCKING HAPPY, ADI.

IT'S GLORIOUS.

[rotynd]

DUDE I JUST TRIED TO CALL YOU, WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR PHONE?

[leviticus_lied]

IT IS DEAD, TRY ME AT MY HOME, 9167218557

(I'll screen this in a minute.)