Review of SPN 4x19
Me: “I have no idea why the writers thought this might be a good idea.” My brother says, “This show is turning into Charmed.”
NOW I’M THINKING ABOUT YOUR DAD HAVING SEX, TOO, DEAN.
Adam is gratifyingly unsexy. I wish one of the brothers had been like OH HAY I’M MET YOU BEFORE and opened up all kinds of incest possibilities.
Bro: “He’s gonna shoot him!” (You should have hear his squealy amused voice.)
DEAN IS SO FAR FROM AMUSED ABOUT NOT BEING HIS DADDY’S FAVORITE.
LOLOL SHOPPED JDM PICTURES.
Dean’s gonna cry, oh my god. Dad was not AROUND on dean’s birthday, poor boy.
Dean must be feeling like John cheated on Mary, right now. How dare John move on in twenty years, right? How dare he be happy? God, just the potential that John might have been more happy with Adam - with a normal family - than with the boys. Fuck.
SIR IS QUITE THE PHOTOGRAPH LURKER.
“Jump the Shark” is quite an apt title, writers. Why.
I CRACKED THE FUCK UP LAUGHING ABOUT RO-SHAM-BOW. And then explained it to my brother, who is not as die-hard a fan. And then we watched it again (GOD BLESS TIVO) and laughed some more. LOOK HOW FONDLY AMUSED SAM IS. “Every time!”
Carefully hide the gun. This Adam kid is VERY UNGAINLY LOOKING.
Uh, what the hell are those things on Sam’s face? Like baby tribbles. DON’T GROW SIDEBURNS. >:|
Awkward sitting-far-away Dean. ADAM’S AUTOMATIC WINCHESTER FAMILY VALUES. IT IS OFFICIAL; ADAM IS SIR’S SON AND IT IS ALL GENETIC.
Dean is trying to give Adam a chance at normal that he may regrets taking away from Sam.
Adam is waiflike and VERY bottomy. He won’t overcome Jensen’s pretty, but he’s not gonna be topping in any sex times with Sam.
MMM. OPEN ROTTING CORPSES. THANKS FOR THAT IMAGE. (OH, do we get real necrophilia this time?)
Dean. DO NOT HIT THAT. I don’t care if she’s newly-widowed and uncomfortably hot. THOSE LINES AROUND HER MOUTH DO NOT LIE.
I’m greatly interested in John’s creeper alter-ego.
OH ADAM. IT’S NEVER OVER. YOU’LL LEARN. The guys in this family and their revenge - oh, and on that note, once again a woman is introduced specifically to die messily and become some guy’s motivation. ALSO, Dean is the only guy in the family who isn’t motivated to revenge a female loved one’s death. I mean, his mom was a faint memory; his dad drove him, most of his life, and his dad’s death served for the show’s revenge kink, but that’s done. Sam’s current revengefuck thing is Dean’s death, which Dean considered a matter of fair trade. (Hetero fail.) Now, Dean’s… what? Driven by the desire to serve God?
Revenge is a clear theme in this episode, too. Oh, wait, what? More parallels? They wouldn’t do that, that’d be UNWISE.
HELLO SAM’S SHOULDERS, I WANT TO HUG YOU. :[
Sam looks… pleased. To have found a kid to be like him, share the revenge that Dean no longer understands (or has the stomach for). OH HAY SAM’S PHILOSOPHY.
Family > girlfriend. WELCOME, WE CAN HAS INCESTOUS THREESOME Y/Y?
JEALOUS BITCHES, ALL OF YOU.
Winchester curse. I am disconcertingly aroused by the cruel little twist to Sam’s lips as he explains that they’re cursed and Dean isn’t allowed to want a normal life.
(You know what I miss? Angsty DeanPOV Sam-is-going-to-leave-me S1 and S2 fic. I guess we’re going to get resentful SamPOV of the reverse now. And I assume that Adam’s going to watch them ride off into the sunset and then have a wild romance with Jo.)
“Sloppy Joe” LOL oh Dean, so inappropriate at absolutely all times.
Oh, sure, immediately run for the woman you know is dead. Adam looks so relieved, too, like this has all been a bad dream. (Maybe she’s really still alive? And Sam kills her? I would not object to that.)
LOLOLOLOL YOU’RE ALREADY DEAD LOLOL
Bro, pouty and sort of whiny: “Was he really their brother…?”
Creepy mother humming! Hey Sam, have some more issues. (She bit him! His ear! Isn’t that a bit like necrophilia?)
Have we had ghouls before? I don’t recall this type/symptom/whatev.)
Double-teaming bloodplay? Kinky.
Even with the monsters, it comes down to family loyalty. (I’m frankly shocked that these siblings didn’t kiss like that Samhain fiasco.)
“At least we had each other.” They’re inseparable like Sam and Dean. Foreshadowing that Dean and Sam will work out their trust issues? (Yeah right.)
I’m hot for Sam this episode, and it’s mostly because he’s bleeding and bound. :/ Go me.
Bro: “Hahomygod her head’s gone!” For a second I thought Dean said, “Boom, headshot!” but that would just be too amazing.
Taking out your aggressions on this kid much, Dean? I hope Sam lies to you and says Adam wasn’t really your bother. Just for the added layer of fucked-up.
Bro: “How do they not have scars, like, ALL OVER their bodies?” (I NEARLY brought up dsudis ’ thoughts on Dean’s circumcision. But then decided to spare him.)
Uh, squished and eaten is not ‘dying like a hunter’, that’s ‘dying like a victim’. Helpless and afraid.
Sam and John are the same person. smallcaps , I now understand what you were saying in San Francisco about that massively fucked up roleplaying fic of yours.
(And it all comes back to revenge in the end. Now tempted to go back and re-examine 'Adam' talking about revenge that time. He was the one to first hypothesize that the MOTW was looking for revenge, right?)