Sweet Algernon Christ

[lewisq]

That was the heaviest hailstorm I've ever seen. The back garden looks as though it's packed in styrofoam, awaiting transport somewhere.

Comments

[cowpatch]

Well, did you go play in it?

[lewisq]

Nah, I just strolled out the gate for a few metres, enjoying the HHFFKKHHT sound made by my footsteps. Also let the dog frolic in the garden for a bit.

[kateamoo]

my junior infant class thought that it was christmas again

[lewisq]

I hope you pointed out the flaw in their logic.

Also - you should petition the school authorities to provide them with strawberry/caramel/banana-flavoured milk.

[kateamoo]

jaysus i just realised they don't get any milk at all! well don't blame me for an outbreak of osteoporosis in 60 years time!