Adventures in Atavism
After three days of growth, the subject's progress is considered adequate. Preliminary appraisals had not anticipated that the subject would quite so closely resemble a stunned haddock at this stage of the procedure, but upon further investigation this condition was found to predate the commencement of treatment and is not considered a significant impediment to its successful completion. Although encouraged by developments to date, the panel is cognisant of the fact that the experiment has yet to endure the rigours of field-testing. Not until the subject has been refused entry to at least one public building and gained admittance to at least one shelter for the indigent can our efforts be deemed to have met with categorical success.