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[lex_of_green]

It's a little hard to type with all these frogs on the table. Not real frogs. Real frogs probably would've hopped away by now. Plastic frogs are worse at jumping, but better at occupying static units of space

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[maid_of_madison]

Ha! I've finally gotten you back for that scorpion you left in my tights.

[lex_of_green]

8ut Joaaaaaaaan I'm just trying to cre8 situations that'll make you stronger! You should thank me.

[maid_of_madison]

Does this mean that now I need to call my self-esteem Rufio, and that you'll beat me up a bunch and try to make me kill you and eventually kill me when I do try to kill you?

[lex_of_green]

Sure 8ut we can a8solutely stay friends right???????? I mean, It'd 8e pretty lame to ruin a friendship over one little instance of f8ed killing! ::::)

[guardian852]

Woah. That's awesome.

You know how people sometimes say "I like this Starbucks better than the other one down the street because the other one's not as good"? They say that because it's generally nigh-impossible to tell different Starbucks locations apart.

This characteristic in no way applies to the one you work at. I still have my squirrel warnings in my Liturgy of the Hours (Vol III), and frogs magically appear in people's pockets. So now people can say "I like this Starbucks better than the other one because the other one has way too many frogs". That's way more objective!

[maid_of_madison]

Nora and I tried to ambush you after class today, but we were too late. Would you be able to m33t up tomorrow, and if so, when? We should get tea or watch Con Air or Labyrinth or something.

[drethelin]

LABYRINTH