great moments in spam mail

[lexdysic]

I wasn't entirely sure where to throw this, so livejournal it is. Most subject lines on spam mail are pretty stupid, but oh, every once in a while, a true gem shines through.

" 'I won't raise taxes,' says Schwarzenegger, 'except for the Indians.' "
"John McCain selects Laura Bush as his vice president."
"Taxi driver abducts and eats passenger."And

Comments

[a_starstar]

DUDE! Where can I get spam like yours?? (mine usually don't even form coherent statements . . . )

[lexdysic]

I like that you're actually wanting more spam mail.

Also, every time I see your username, I get Little Drummer Boy stuck in my head. "A star, a star, dancing in the night.."

[lexdysic]

You had all those handy? I also like how the last one is so blatantly racist. And how the first one pretty much happened.

ps: you said breast.

[lexdysic]

ps: dirty!