I wish everything was like black and white movies, with immaculate dressing and impeccable hair. And a phonograph playing subtly in the background - old 50's tunes that you can slow dance to. And the guy always gets the girl in the end and everything turns out a-ok ( Read more... )

Have you ever wanted to say something exceptionally profound,
But all you could come up with is some lint in your head?


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Today I found out that I dont have cancer
This makes me very happy
Because I have been feeling like crap for the last month

But apparently there is no iron in my blood
So blood isnt going to my brain
Thus I have to eat more red meat
But I don't even like the stuff

Suggestions on how to make red meat taste good
Are very welcome at this juncture

It's been so long since I wrote in this properly that I can't even remember how you're supposed to even start a journal entry. I suppose it's really irrelevent if you think about it, but this is as good as I'm going to get today ( Read more... )

I'm not sure, but I think one of us has fleas

In other news, mum bought me a mini mac today. 2-3weeks and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

So much for straight-edge. You're a fucking loser and I think you're pathetic.
Rot in hell.

-My computer is broken
-So are the other three in my house
-I moved my keyboard a little to the right today, the world is a better palce
-No matter how hard I try my head still has baby chicken quialities
-I hired out a DVD of short films from Francois Ozon - it turned out to be mostly softcore french porn with lots of homosexual scenes and women ( Read more... )

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Happy Birthday Trevor!!
You are special
THIS MUCH