HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY ZACH!

it was supposed to be in song format but won't go there...grr. whateva. just deal with it

"Nothing Better ( Read more... )

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is
nothing," on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

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lj hates me-- i just posted something twice and it won't let me delete it...sorry about that you guys.

WOMEN are like apples on trees: the best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're ( Read more... )

WOMEN are like apples on trees: the best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're ( Read more... )

this is very interesting.
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albinodino*** (10:22:39 PM): guys never think about what they say befor they say it
albinodino*** (10:22:50 PM): that is y guys always get in trouble

hmm...i think he might just be on the right track