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On guard dogs

Dec 04, 2008 14:43

Over thanksgiving week, we were watching these shows on animal planet about different breeds of dogs, and it occurred to me ( Read more... )

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ersigh December 4 2008, 21:21:54 UTC

hahahaha!!

The next horror flick in the vein of "Ants" or "The Fog". "The Terriers"

cycloplegia December 4 2008, 22:31:47 UTC

dude. awesome.

stremph December 5 2008, 06:15:42 UTC

I think I'll stick with my shallow moat filled with attack clams.

And by steaming, I mean so hot that it will mildly hurt but do absolutely no real damage. lexical_closure December 5 2008, 07:55:56 UTC

Fortresses usually have more than one line of defense. Maybe we can drop buckets of steaming hot jello on them in between the clams and the terriers?

In the same vein as my 1991 suggestion that we drop millions of rubber bouncy balls on Baghdad. stremph December 5 2008, 14:06:36 UTC

What I think would be awesome is a phalanx of tripwire-activated confetti cannons. The BOOM and the sudden rush of matter at them will scare the bejesus out of them, then when they realize it's confetti, they'll be all "A PARTY? FOR ME?" And then in that sweet moment of glorious disorientation: RELEASE THE (MICRO)HOUNDS!

And I mean it. lexical_closure December 5 2008, 21:22:21 UTC

You are genius, my friend.

ashhaspms247 December 12 2008, 23:31:27 UTC

dude i was doing homework with my friend Sterling, and he was talking about people breading hella foxi* until they were domesticated foxi. It would be so amazing to have one of those.

*foxi is not a word, i know this. i do however, think it should be.

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