Dear Iowa,

[lexieroseme]

Hey there, buddy.

I know we've had our differences in the past. Like that time I went on a road trip through you, and I made all those jokes about corn and cows? And how you smelled bad? Like corn and cows? And I know that I didn't do an internship with you because I decided that New Hampshire was colder and had more Libertarians. And then I made

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[lexieroseme]

Yeah, my letter to Vermont is just not as cool, because I always knew they were awesome.