Jonathan Kent's weapon of choice...

[lextini]

...is, apparently, lawn fertilizer. Or something, I had my walkman tuned to a different station this morning at the gym, but definitely caught a commercial starring one John Schneider hocking Miracle Gro. Maybe it was another brand. Anyway, he was totally Jonathan Kent-ing it up with a yellow lab on a beautiful green Kent-ish lawn

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[ilexa]

Jonathan Kent's weapon of choice...

I now have vision of Bo Kent dancing around a la Christopher Walken to Fatboy Slim.

*dies*

Thank you for that vision. Seriously. That's going to keep me laughing for *days*!

[lextini]

Oh my god.

Okay, that's even more frightening than when Walken does it. Don't walk in rhythm to avoid the worm, Ilexa.

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[ilexa]

Don't walk in rhythm to avoid the worm, Ilexa.

You are my new hero, Jordan.

*dies laughing*

[lextini]

*dies laughing*

(effeminate evil villain voice)Good. My Plan is working. Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!(/eevv)