My Grandmaman (yes, that spelling is correct) was rushed into emergency surgery this morning. Thankfully, the problem turned out not to be cancer, and she survived the surgery. Her recovery's going to be a cautious one since infection is a concern. Anyway, Thank God for small miracles. I'm just awed by the speed of this: from diagnosis to ( Read more... )

Disclaimer: I don't drink excessively. Hell, I haven't partaken of my collection in 3 weeks ( Read more... )

today you get a random funny fact, and a joke.

Random funny: So yeah, Norway is the only country in the world to have recognized Dance Dance Revolution as an official sport.

Random politically-inspired joke: "So, a baby seal walks into a club..."

Man, this week is looking to be full of awesome ( Read more... )

hee hee *giggles ( Read more... )

Recent developments have frustrated me to a point where my natural tendency towards laziness has been overpowered by some sort of inner fire that is burning rather hot right now. You know that inner peace and self confidence that one SHOULD have naturally, but usually comes from the acceptance/affectionis of a romantic partner? I'm sick of ( Read more... )

So the Halloween party was largely successful, despite Ry and Jay subverting the costume protocol and coming as Bob & Doug Mckenzie. LOL, you guys are awesome. You too Sarah, never seen a flannel homemade cocktail dress before, was most impressed. The night was goddamn full of awesome, and the martinis were flying. Not too many one-liners were ( Read more... )

NHL's Nashville Predators continue to shock millions of Canadians and dozens of Americans as they improve to 8-0-0

http://www.nhl.com%2Fscores%2Fhtmlreports%2F20052006%2FGS020133.HTM

So I threw a party for Sarah yesterday, sort of an impromptu "congratulations on getting a rimjob!" event. I actually *didn't* play settlers for once, though I helped a new friend win at it. I also discovered that kevin is a surprisingly good cook when he's drunk (go figure). Fun times were had in general, though one of my housemates is starting ( Read more... )

So zombies…they hunger for one thing. Braaaaiiiinnnsss....But in this modern, complicated day and age, what happens when a non-traditional zombie rejects his brain-eating heritage? What would a vegetarian zombie hunger for?

Graaaaaiiinnns... graaaiiiiinnnnssss!!!...

*ducks*