Movie quote meme
Uhh stupid being sick today. Anyway...cliky!
25 movie quotes...guess them...winners win.
1."Mary hates me. I've never been popular with the ladies."
"Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties."
2."Christian, you may see me only as a drunken, vice-ridden gnome whose friends are just pimps and girls from the brothels. But I know about art and love, if only because I long for it with every fiber of my being"
3."All right, I'll bite, where are you going?"
"To Los Copa."
"Los Copa? There's nothing in Los Copa but a cemetery."
"I know, that's why I'm packing light."
"Oh I see, so you're going to a cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian."
4."I had the most terrible vision."
"That's splendid!"
5."How was it?"
"It was great. She showed me all the wallpaper and where everything is going to go."
"Well that's nice."
"And then she brought me in the back room where she took all her clothes off."
6."I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been filled."
7."Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.....Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out here, Panda Jerk."
8.[sitting bolt upright in bed] "Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!"
"You tell those spiders, [character]"
"Yeah, tell them... I'll tell them..." [falls straight back asleep]
9."What do they call you? "Wheels"? This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
10. "No, no, no, take that voodoo-ass thing off of there right now!"
"I know you just didn't call St. Christopher voodoo. Man's the patron saint of travelers, dog."
"You had a conversation with God, huh? What did God say? Go forth, my son, and leave big slobbery suction rings on every dashboard you find? Why the hell do you do that?"
"Look at the way your crazy ass drive, then ask me that again!"
11."That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets."
12."By the way, it says balls on your face"
13."All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism."
14."What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?"
15."Don't worry, Miss Bahmra. Our designs will make even these little mosquito bites look like juicy, juicy mangos!"
16."And what about you? You must be some kind of beardless dwarf?"
"I'm not a dwarf! I'm a girl. And actually, I'm tallest in my class."
"You mean to say that you are a daughter of Eve?
"My mum's name is Helen... "
17.1)"Ah, James. Is this one yours?"
2)"Ah, actually that's my uh, cousin's sister's daughter, sir."
3)"Yeah, it's uh, "Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day"."
1)"Hmm, must have missed the memo."
18."The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha. I'm sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties. In other news"
19."What happened?"
"He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him."
"He was an alcoholic?"
"No, he was hit by a Guinness truck"
20."See children? Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable! But that my dear children. is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies"
21."What's your problem, Schmuck!"
"I'm an inconsiderate prick!"
22."Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows"
23."Oooh! All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! ...Make a note of this. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis... "
24."Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through / Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out / I'm a white boy, but my neck is red / I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread / My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail / Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail / How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh! / And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero / I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm / Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him / I can't dance / I wear khaki pants / My middle name's Lance / My Grandma's from France / So maybe I'm wack / 'Cause my skin ain't black / But you can't talk smack / 'Cause whitey just struck back "
25."Bumbawe Atuna... Bumbawe Atuna..."
"Bumblebee tuna! Bumblebee tuna! Excuse me... Your balls are showing... [smiles] ...Bumblebee tuna!"
25 movie quotes...guess them...winners win.
1."Mary hates me. I've never been popular with the ladies."
"Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties."
2."Christian, you may see me only as a drunken, vice-ridden gnome whose friends are just pimps and girls from the brothels. But I know about art and love, if only because I long for it with every fiber of my being"
3."All right, I'll bite, where are you going?"
"To Los Copa."
"Los Copa? There's nothing in Los Copa but a cemetery."
"I know, that's why I'm packing light."
"Oh I see, so you're going to a cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian."
4."I had the most terrible vision."
"That's splendid!"
5."How was it?"
"It was great. She showed me all the wallpaper and where everything is going to go."
"Well that's nice."
"And then she brought me in the back room where she took all her clothes off."
6."I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been filled."
7."Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.....Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out here, Panda Jerk."
8.[sitting bolt upright in bed] "Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!"
"You tell those spiders, [character]"
"Yeah, tell them... I'll tell them..." [falls straight back asleep]
9."What do they call you? "Wheels"? This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
10. "No, no, no, take that voodoo-ass thing off of there right now!"
"I know you just didn't call St. Christopher voodoo. Man's the patron saint of travelers, dog."
"You had a conversation with God, huh? What did God say? Go forth, my son, and leave big slobbery suction rings on every dashboard you find? Why the hell do you do that?"
"Look at the way your crazy ass drive, then ask me that again!"
11."That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets."
12."By the way, it says balls on your face"
13."All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism."
14."What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?"
15."Don't worry, Miss Bahmra. Our designs will make even these little mosquito bites look like juicy, juicy mangos!"
16."And what about you? You must be some kind of beardless dwarf?"
"I'm not a dwarf! I'm a girl. And actually, I'm tallest in my class."
"You mean to say that you are a daughter of Eve?
"My mum's name is Helen... "
17.1)"Ah, James. Is this one yours?"
2)"Ah, actually that's my uh, cousin's sister's daughter, sir."
3)"Yeah, it's uh, "Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day"."
1)"Hmm, must have missed the memo."
18."The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha. I'm sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties. In other news"
19."What happened?"
"He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him."
"He was an alcoholic?"
"No, he was hit by a Guinness truck"
20."See children? Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable! But that my dear children. is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies"
21."What's your problem, Schmuck!"
"I'm an inconsiderate prick!"
22."Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows"
23."Oooh! All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! ...Make a note of this. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis... "
24."Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through / Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out / I'm a white boy, but my neck is red / I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread / My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail / Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail / How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh! / And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero / I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm / Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him / I can't dance / I wear khaki pants / My middle name's Lance / My Grandma's from France / So maybe I'm wack / 'Cause my skin ain't black / But you can't talk smack / 'Cause whitey just struck back "
25."Bumbawe Atuna... Bumbawe Atuna..."
"Bumblebee tuna! Bumblebee tuna! Excuse me... Your balls are showing... [smiles] ...Bumblebee tuna!"