Just so nobody is confused as to why they thought they saw me in Liverpool City Centre midweek in the middle of the afternoon, further down the line, I will sy now. I have left Leeds. And am starting MOnday at Liverpool Uni doing Single Honours English as a first year ( Read more... )

Right, you lovely lot, i need some LIFE ASSISTANCE. For I have come to the end of my proverbial tether and although I know you cannot and should not make any major life choices for me, a little input would be nice ( Read more... )

IIIIII went to Berliiiiiiinn...

Did you go to Berlin?

No?

You didnt?

Is it because YOU SUCK?

Yah.

It is.

I just took great pleasure in adding 'Z's to several items on my mothers shopping list... "Liquid Soapz, yo"

Ahh... She'll have a dope time in Tesco, fo' sho'.

Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall... Yes, the bloke who smokes kippers in the chimney and helps to remove half of the wildlife numbers in Devon/ wherever it is he drags his quiet french wife to. I love him. I actually love him. And I havent got a fooking clue why. Is it his 'non-threatening' foppiness? His big city to countryside smallholder lifestyle ( Read more... )

"No matter how much they wanted it to be, they didn't live happily ever after. Sometimes they wondered why they had started out in the first place, and sometimes they thought that maybe they should just stop trying. But in the end, when all was totaled and figured, they were happy, and had no regrets ( Read more... )

My mobile is in my pocket and slightly vibrated twice, just less than normal, for no apparent reason. I'm sure it's just been tapped. Either that or it is somewhat sentient and likes to keep me on my toes.

Went to see The Drsden Dolls in Manchester on Saturday night; they were just as good as usual, of course. But they had fucking good support. Band called Devotchka. They have a music space thingie effort. Sort of Gypsy Sounds, kind of reminiscient of Spanish holidays. Absolutely amazing live, created an awesome vibe and I strongly recommend you go ( Read more... )

...St. Peter just thought it felt like the right thing to do. You all have to read The Adventures of Dr McNinja. Yes, it is ridiculous. Yes, it is about a ninja, who is also a doctor teeheekaiwaii. But is if *fucking* funny. Particularly the alt.text boxes on the current and 'What is a McNinja?' storylines. You just like click anywhere on the page ( Read more... )

Chan Marshall really confuses me. I just cannot believe this milky goddess of a woman:


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