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[leynadarko]

i was sorting and organizing all my stuff and i found a bunch of journals and short stories that I did from grade 1 to grade 6. Some of it is pretty fucking funny. Here's one I wrote when I was 9

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[gagpretty]

That is the most magical story I have ever heard.
xxx

[leynadarko]

thanks hun <3

it couldve been abit more magical if the toilet plunger was sparkly :)

[imaclassylady]

haha, aww. you haven't changed a bit.

[leynadarko]

no, i guess i havent. I'm a fucking 9 year old trapped in the body of a 22 year old woman.

An oversexed, neurotic substance abusing 9 year old.