[Fourth Wall Day]

[lfetimewarranty]

Quite a lot of passengers this time around...

Welcome to the boat?

Comments

[exthetique]

HI. REFFY, YOU'RE A LESBIAN.

Just so you know. And stuff.

[lfetimewarranty]

[dghaslghsdlghas what.]

I don't believe I have aligned myself with a sexual orientation yet.

[exthetique]

Oh, you will. Trust me.

[lfetimewarranty]

I do not know you.

[wearegeth]

Foreign signal detected. Source is unknown.

We request identification.

[lfetimewarranty]

[...]

Identification is Rfena. Do you require assistance?

[wearegeth]

This platform has been given the identifier of "Legion" by Shepard Commander.

We are unable to come to consensus regarding assistance. Navigational components are unable to locate position.

[lfetimewarranty]

Very well then, Legion. You won't be able to extrapolate your position; this place doesn't allow such niceties. But you are located on a seafaring vessel known as the Elegante.

[fallencriminal]

[Sharp inhale~]
My dearest, sweetest, how long I've missed you. I cannot count the hours, days, minutes-!

oh my god caduto

[lfetimewarranty]

I... do not see how that is possible, since we have not met before.

oh my god caduto

[lfetimewarranty]

I... do not see how that is possible, since we have not met before.

Cadu approves of that icon right therr

[fallencriminal]

With all those bruises you gave me? I'm ashamed, dear sweet Rfena.

[smelllikeaman]

I'm on a horse.

[lfetimewarranty]

...Good for you? I wasn't aware we had horses on the boat.

[iceicebebe]

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO