everyone should read Al Franken's Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them.
or should that be Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them... i can never remember...
it's a very funny book.
it also kinda makes me want to punch some people in the face...

i have a new watch!
it's very nice
automatic swiss movement, stainless steel case...
it doesn't get much better than this...
now i just need to figure out how to take two of the links out so it will fit me...

i want to be a blacksmith...

i have tools!
i am a tool...

i don't want to go to work today...

i need to find something to do before i spend any more money today...

i'm so bored...
i have spent the last three and a half hours designing, not one, but seven (7) computers...
for no particular reason...
they range in price from $500 to $1700
i had nothing better to do...

sweet jeebus people, you're not satisfying my voyeurism...
nobody on my friends list has posted an entry in 5 days...

hot damn... i'm bored...

Tyrian 2000 is the greatest game ever made...

i am sofa king we todd did