Hello, nameless 'victim'. You're right about some things. You're very wrong about others ( Read more... )

For jazzie.


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Wouldn't Flash Bastards be a great band name?

I think it will. I just need band mates. I'm sick of this shit. I'm doing something.

The more I sit around, the higher the likelihood that I become a Darwin Award recipient. I feel it in my little white-trash bones.

HBP ( Read more... )

Whew, more than monthly posts from here on out ( Read more... )

I didn't know Max's computer auto-saved AIM transcripts!!!! THIS IS FROM A YEAR AND A HALF AGO ( Read more... )

( NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. JUSTIN DAVIS ATTACKS...ON FACEBOOK! )

UHavMyStapler2 (11:59:19 AM): yeah holler my phone fuckinthe nightely death in y long up and died a crust ( Read more... )

Haha, I'm not trying to whine, but I didn't get anything from anyone I wasn't related to for my birthday, except tricked into spending $20 on myself by being lead to believe I was being taken out for dinner (and not just accompanied.) Considering I'm unemployed, I don't know why people didn't make this fact clear to me ( Read more... )

So I had a dream last night. Someone made me do pregnant porn and i felt very exploited, and I gave birth to a ten year old girl whose name I already knew.

I Googled her and this is what I found. Dani Lierow, formerly Danielle Crockett.

When I saw her face I burst into tears. Then I read the story.

This one of the weirdest experiences of my