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[liaah]

Christmas shopping burns giants holes in my wallet.

Ahhhhh burniiiiiiiing.

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[eunce]

the trick is to buy one thing for each person, and buy it on sale. Viz:

- karoake microphone from Sanity out-they-go bin, for Loz: $19.99
- Bonds jumper for mum: $24.95
- book called Quaff for Dad: $19.95
- headphones from Sanity out-they-go-bin for Jim: $22.95
- Laura Ashley jacket for me: bargained down to $89 after three of its buttons fell off in store

so you see, OH SHIT there's a hole in my pocket TOOOOOOO.

[urbn_pirate]

BUT WE'RE DOING CHEAP SHIT, RIGHT? RIIIIGHT??????

[urbn_pirate]

Goodness me yes, expect another Big Banana harmonica.

[liaah]

That was from me, by the way. I forgotted I wasn't logged in.

Perhaps a giant worm saxophone.

[urbn_pirate]

OH MY GOD BEST IDEA EVER let's make them and market them to unsuspecting tourists.

Your unlogged post frightened me, I thought i was being stalked. WHO ELSE KNOWS ABOUT THAT?!?!?

why am I shouting?