I pray that there comes a day in the not-so-distant future when I am cleaning a corner or unused-for-a-while shelf that I do not utter the now well-worn cry of:

"DAMN SQUIRREL. DAMN CHOCOLATE CHIPS."

It really looses it's effect when you have no voice.

DAMN CHOCOLATE CHIPS

DAMN SQUIRREL

Damn cool:

Food Timeline.

So, when the lovely guy from maintance came to bring back the steel screen from the living room...and noticed evidence of squirrely teeth on my screen. So he took that one away yesterday afternoon, and brought it back this morning. And in the mean time, our furry fiend had chewed a hole through the other living room screen, and now that one is out ( Read more... )

That's it.

_valencia_, we're getting a damn cat ( Read more... )

So, _valencia_ just took out our trash. In doing so, she hit a squirrel who was foraging in the dumpster. He went scurrying away, obviously upset that the sky started raining deadly objects on him.

"The man had all the personality and spontaneity of an overaged cake of warm gefilte fish." -David Weber, War of Honor

We have dumb squirrels in my neighborhood. Really ( Read more... )

it's back...

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*snicker*

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heralds, they've even dated them for us...