STOP! Panic time...

Oct 21, 2009 19:21

I have lost my tits.

I seriously cannot find my boobs and this blows MAJOR suckage.

Da? Boobs...you seen em?

FUCK ME.

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rina_evergreen October 22 2009, 00:24:29 UTC
I had to think about that one for a few seconds.

And then I had to stop laughing before I could type.

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liam_did_it October 22 2009, 00:49:54 UTC
You, be quiet. Or loan me yours?

I neeeeeeeeed my boobs or the front of the dress will fall down.

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rina_evergreen October 22 2009, 01:27:17 UTC
Sorry, but as you know, mine are not conveniently detachable.

And Trudy is giving me some very strange looks right now.

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liam_did_it October 22 2009, 01:29:16 UTC
You can tell her that Rory Stone is holding my boobs for ransom.

And...yeah, I know. A boy can dream.

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fuckrachaelray October 22 2009, 00:25:01 UTC
.........

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liam_did_it October 22 2009, 00:50:42 UTC
For my prom dress.

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fuckrachaelray October 22 2009, 01:06:41 UTC
.........

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liam_did_it October 22 2009, 01:08:14 UTC
I'm going to be Madonna from the Material Girl stage of her career. I have the best pink gown in all of ever.

But I need my tits.

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fey_fire October 22 2009, 01:43:19 UTC
I found them in the fridge. The crisper drawer, to be exact.

Don't ask me how they got in there. I went hunting for a tomato and there they were.

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liam_did_it October 22 2009, 01:44:33 UTC
O_o

I know they LOOK like chicken--

CHUCK.

You know it was her. I should chuck her in the crisper. Bet she'd fit.

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ambria_hanover October 26 2009, 02:12:37 UTC
I'm glad mine are attached. I never lose them. =P

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liam_did_it October 26 2009, 02:13:15 UTC
You could be nice and lend them to me but NOOOOOO.

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ambria_hanover October 26 2009, 03:18:08 UTC
You can play with them all you want but they won't help you fill your costume!

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liam_did_it October 26 2009, 03:19:27 UTC
Can I come over and play then? I'm bored.

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