Shinra SOLDIER Chapter 107

[lian_hua]

Reaffirmation

Chapter 107.) - in which Juliaverse rebels
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Reno had insisted that Sephiroth ride with him over to the hospital.

Comments

[anonymous]

Another delicious sporking! Your Lucy Liu gifs are giving me life. When the fic gets too much, I like to imagine how classy O-Ren-Ishi would look taking down Juliasue. She'd probably rip out her entrails without displacing one single perfect strand of hair <3

[lian_hua]

Slave seems to be content with the relationship, even though she doesn't seem to realize that, from the details that she disclosed to the world, it is dysfunctional and codependent. I don't feel comfortable discussing this kind of stuff in-depth in public, so if you want to talk more you can message me at the_sporker @yahoo.com - I'd love to compare notes.

As a writer, she unintentionally portrays relationships as either shallow and loveless or bland and boring. Her characters have no chemistry, they do no exchange witty remarks, have zero sense of humor, no hobbies... her ideal relationship, portrayed best during peaceful moments in both Shinra High and Shinra SOLDIER is boring as hell, dry and cliche(at best).

[beacon80]

Her characters have no chemistry, they do no exchange witty remarks, have zero sense of humor, no hobbies
No sex.

[lian_hua]

Not that we're complaining. Although something tells me her lemons would be hysterically funny.

[seiyonashi]

Ooooh, sounds like the next chapter is going to be a blast.

On a pointless note, I mentioned this whole thing to my little brother when he asked about sporkings, and he responded "I've never heard of Sephirothslave. Sounds like your typical trashy fanfic author. Why?" If only he knew :P

[lian_hua]

If only! Sephirothslave's character is to Mary Sues what Twilight is to literature.

And yes, the next chapter is... ''special''.

[seiyonashi]

Best description ever. x'D

Oh boy. Best of luck to the both of you!!

[beacon80]

If I had told you all, I would have also told that Cetra bitch
Given that she seems unable to read Sephiroth's mind, he could have at least called Reno over on some flimsy excuse.

Watching the cars speed by three stories below, Sephiroth didn't reply for quite some time.
Y'know, I forgot that they weren't taking Sephiroth to the hospital so he could get a blood transfusion or anything. It's all for Julia.
This is the most blatant inconsistency I've seen since the whole bug/nuking of Wutai. Julia is injured and lost enough blood to rid herself of the poison, and it's a huge deal, requiring hours in intensive care. Sephiroth is injured and lost enough blood to rid himself of the poison (that's been in his body a lot longer) and a single spell will patch him up.
Either Full Cure can help you recover from blood loss or can't. Pick one!

If you really think that you're going to be locking up without telling us what the fuck is going on, then not only are you fucking stupid, but you'll also be dead!Just then, the large, dark-skinned

[lian_hua]

This is all kinds of wonderful and at least three shades of exceptional.

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