stolen from Malachi 666

[liandra666]

Enter in comments a post that I would never make :)

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what you would never write

[cagewench]

"First, I cut off my hand adn then got Mike to cut off the other so that I can't ever touch myself or anyone else again... I am dictating this to Mike so he can update my journal one last time before I have him cut out my tongue so that I can no longer taste the evils of this world and then scoop out my eyes so I can no longer see how people hurt one another. Though I will keep my ears in case I hear one voice asking for forgiveness..."

[barwitch]

so i was thinking the other day, how much i really need a pickup truck. And I was really hoping i had a cousin or something somewhere i could get really close to at the next family reunion. Ive also reconsidered and consider Aaron really hot and a good catch and provider,,, in spite of the skank hes with now.

[liandra666]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww
awesome :) :) :)